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i see a banana chair in the background ... actual girls wearing taco sauce flavors from the last 3 years and a video game chair from the early 90's ... something's wrong here. i think irony just died.
I'll provide the Crema.
When you mix them all together you get annoyed.
Meh! I'm holding out for McDonalds Szechuan Sauce.
Oh! So that's why God shaped it like a taco...
In case you were wondering, this is where runners-up in the Miss New Mexico pageant go to die.
fun fact: even though these girls are lovely, everyone dies alone wondering whether they did things correctly.
"Wait 'till Miss Meat gets a load of us!"
so you pick them up when you're high at 1 in the morning, and later you don't know what to do with them. #feminism
♫With Bells on their thighs and a bow in their hair and a bone in their mouth, ho-ho..."♫♪
You're gonna make a taco very happy one day. - Dad
Runs in the family. (poop)
And that's how I got gonorrhea and diarrhea in the same night.
"It beats working at Hooters!"
Guys, when it comes to sex this Halloween, make sure you wear a condiment.
"Which one of you hot numbers wants a little sour cream squirted into your taco, if you know what I mean?"
"Excuse me ladies, but I think a taste test is in order..."
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