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Didn’t have the heart to tell her he’s the head Gardner.
Weirdest first date ever.
Like you, this Monty Python bit is getting old.
You missed again.
"Diana, you look terrible."
"I dub thee..um..um..where am I."
"Drop the sword or I'll blast you with this cannon."
"You got a little something on your jacket."
Because the penis is mightier than the sword!
Sir Winston Marlboro Salem
Head & Shoulder
The dress rehearsal was going well when "God Save The Queen" by the Sex Pistols started playing!
After the ceremony, they went back to her place to enjoy an episode of Knight Ride Her.
"That's impressive, your Majesty. I'd need Viagra to keep mine up for that long."
"Does this mean I now have to take a step left or right for every two I take forward?"
It's a sad fact that you can get mugged in London just about anywhere these days!
"We've got a walker! Michonne, give me your sword and I'll take care of it!"
Chuck Norris is Walker: British Knight.
"Kneel before your queen, Harry Dick, and arise Sir Cumcised."
“It’s the latest in mobility for nobility.”
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