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Comedy Whirled 07-23-2020

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Comment by Iverneil on July 26, 2020 at 8:46pm

Didn’t have the heart to tell her he’s the head Gardner.

Comment by Rotwang on July 26, 2020 at 2:55pm

Weirdest first date ever.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 25, 2020 at 4:08pm

Like you, this Monty Python bit is getting old.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 25, 2020 at 4:07pm

You missed again.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 25, 2020 at 3:46pm

"Diana, you look terrible."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 25, 2020 at 3:44pm

"I dub thee..um..um..where am I."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 25, 2020 at 3:35pm

"Drop the sword or I'll blast you with this cannon."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 25, 2020 at 3:29pm

"You got a little something on your jacket."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 25, 2020 at 12:32pm

Because the penis is mightier than the sword!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 25, 2020 at 12:30pm

Sir Winston Marlboro Salem

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 25, 2020 at 12:30pm

Head & Shoulder

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 25, 2020 at 12:13pm

The dress rehearsal was going well when "God Save The Queen" by the Sex Pistols started playing!

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2020 at 12:10pm

After the ceremony, they went back to her place to enjoy an episode of Knight Ride Her.

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2020 at 11:56am

"That's impressive, your Majesty.  I'd need Viagra to keep mine up for that long."

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2020 at 11:46am

"Does this mean I now have to take a step left or right for every two I take forward?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2020 at 11:44am

It's a sad fact that you can get mugged in London just about anywhere these days!

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2020 at 11:41am

"We've got a walker!  Michonne, give me your sword and I'll take care of it!"

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2020 at 11:39am

Chuck Norris is Walker: British Knight.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 25, 2020 at 9:49am

"Kneel before your queen, Harry Dick, and arise Sir Cumcised."

Comment by MacSpruce on July 25, 2020 at 9:47am

“It’s the latest in mobility for nobility.”

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