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“Oops! Oh well, you still have one perfectly good ear. Now scoot!”
"Shake a leg your highness! I believe I've lost the Q-Bomb again!"
"For your final mission, you shall go to America and stop a maniacal tyrant bent on world domination. Only then, do you have my permission to die, Mr. Bond."
Queen moves to knight-98
"Just trim it a little."
Knight jumps Queen...Gang bang!
The Knights that Say, "Knee replacement."
Now, pull our sword. Go ahead...it will be funny. Trust me...
Go ahead. Call me Queenie one...more...time...
Epeed in my pants again.
Fencing For One
"I dub thee Sir Loin of Beef, Knight of Cacapoopoopeepeeshire and defender of the Elderly Empire."
"I said give me that walker, old chap, or I'll cut your head off!"
Am I a knight now? / Sword of.
Without warning, the Queen suddenly committed seppuku.
"Yes, ma'am, that is indeed a most splendid letter opener."
"En garde! Speaking of which, where are those aloof wankers anyway?"
"There can be only one!"
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