Caption Whirled 11-04-2010
Mentions:
"Well Ma'am, let me put it this way... Do you remember the back of 'Mad' magazine?" - RSRD
"In memory of her late husband, she's getting a gramp stamp." - chuckkling
"GILF 4 LIFE" - Bubba Licious
"Finally getting that 1% tat, for when she curb stomped those punks in Annapolis." - mellowpuma
"Oh, Adolph was such a loving man, fed me sausage every Thursday...HEY, who are you? Why are you tattooing a swastika on my arm? Where's my purse? What happened to my shoes!?" - Rodney Dean
"Green pill at noon, white pill at 2pm and 8pm, gray pill before bed." - Rotwang
Bronze:
"Uh oh, Grandma thinks she's Lil Wayne again!..." - FissureFilms
Silver:
"I don't get these new fangled dentists." - mindblender
Gold:
"If found please play these Keno numbers" - Ian Renga
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Comment by chuckkling on November 4, 2010 at 8:41pm
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She lost a bet at Canasta night with the ladies.
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Is she getting a tattoo at Pottery Barn?
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Comment by mellowpuma on November 4, 2010 at 8:34pm
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Zombie is the new black.
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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 4, 2010 at 8:32pm
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She's getting the "... grant me the Serenity ... ." prayer, and
when she sobers up, she'll regret it, so it all kind of works out.
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She aims to fuck Criss Angel.
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Meemaw "Bombshelter" McGee didn't raise no fools.
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It says, "I've fallen and I can't get laid by bikers."
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It says, "If I've fallen and I can't get up, please fuck me 'til you bust both my hips."
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The vibrations awaken long-forgotten 'feelings'.
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You know the rule.: A teardrop for every murder.
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She's gonna be pissed when she realizes it's not acupuncture to treat her 'rrhoids.
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It says "Do Not Resuscitate".
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Grampa digs whores.
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Comment by Treeshadow on November 4, 2010 at 8:30pm
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Demonic tribal bracelet.
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"Grand Canyon Construction Crew 1,953,760 BC"
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"Semper Fi, True To The CORE"
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"My Grandson is on the Branson High Honor Role"
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"Sexual Ninja"
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"No Scrubs"
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"Fox News Rules"
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Most hardcore tattoo ever: her DNR order.
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