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Caption Whirled 11-01-2010



Mentions:

"Ah, the Sisterhood of the traveling sycophants is at it again." - jimbobalouie

"17% alcohol by volume - 73% hypocrosy by volume." - Jams3kds

"They'd add the pregnancy kit; just to fuck with people's minds." - RSRD

"Habits, addictions, they're both the same." - FissureFilms

"The Seagrams 700 Club." - chuckkling

Bronze:

"No Marge, you can't have the vodka. It makes you twisted, sister." - Ian Renga

Silver:

"And then they're going to rent some Blue Nun movies ..." - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Public Indoctrination" - missalicia

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Comment by Mervin97 on November 2, 2010 at 4:05pm
"We can't make a habit of this,the Mother superior is getting suspicious."
Comment by Mervin97 on November 2, 2010 at 3:41pm
"I'm a little short on cash put this Jack in your habit."
Comment by Rosedude on November 2, 2010 at 1:22pm
The fog of alchohol kind of takes the sting out of the whole celibacy thing, doesn't it?
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 12:14pm
"No, Father Chester was very specific! He wanted Patrone for the secret Alter Boy party!"
Comment by jimbobalouie on November 2, 2010 at 11:13am
Let's pick up some Peach Schnapps for after Holy Communion.
Comment by jimbobalouie on November 2, 2010 at 11:12am
Hey, this isn't quite as embarrasing as picking up a tube of KY for Father Peter.
Comment by jimbobalouie on November 2, 2010 at 11:10am
Sometimes, Sister Mary Margaret, I wish we were Rastafarians.
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 10:54am
"Oh, my my! Jesus is doing wonderful things with water these days isn't he Sister?"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 10:47am
"No Sister, Satan didn't put that Jack Daniels on the top shelf out of our reach. God just keeps the good stuff close by!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 10:44am
"OH look Sister, this blood of Christ is on sale!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 10:34am
"Hey, Sister Cathrine, you know the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?"..."Yes yes, we'll talk to you in the liquor store. You tell that one every time we come in here!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 10:29am
"I know this is the Bourbon isle, Mary Margret! Geeze, don't get all preachy on me!"
Comment by Cosmo9163 on November 2, 2010 at 10:21am
"Dude, this is never gonna work! We shouldda just bought fake ID's!"
Comment by Donairs on November 2, 2010 at 9:47am
The Catholic sin binge of '05
Comment by Rodney Dean on November 2, 2010 at 8:23am
Why is there no Southern Comfort left? Hmmm
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 2, 2010 at 6:36am
We'll have nun of the cheap stuff, Sister Sledge.
Comment by MacSpruce on November 2, 2010 at 6:21am
And then they're going to rent some Blue Nun movies ...
Comment by jimbobalouie on November 2, 2010 at 5:01am
Ah, the Sisterhood of the traveling sycophants is at it again.
Comment by MacSpruce on November 2, 2010 at 2:09am
Oh, look. The Spiritus Sancti is 'Three for the price of one'.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 2, 2010 at 12:44am
"What's the name of that horrible rat-piss Sister Intoxicata likes?"

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