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Caption Whirled 10-29-2010

Weekend Edition. Happy Halloween!



Bronze:

"He stole my idea.: I've always charged tokens for rolling around in my balls." - theDIRTYmidget.©

Silver:

"If that costume were Anatomically correct, the balls would be on his chin!" - Shag

Gold:

"No need to ask which way he rolls ... " - MacSpruce

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Comment by mellowpuma on November 1, 2010 at 9:53pm
Chuck E Nigga Please!
Comment by pjacobs51 on November 1, 2010 at 3:17pm
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:05am
Where does he get the balls?
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:05am
Ain't no party like a pedophile party, 'cuz a pedophile party don't stop.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:05am
The guy in the Sergeant Pepper jacket is the butt-baby of Michael Jackson and Pauly Shore.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:04am
Dave Grohl had fun in high-school.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:04am
Thankfully, the presence of Freddy Krueger confirms that this is all just a horrible dream.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:04am
Careful of the hairy ones.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:04am
No one puts Ballsy's in the corner(s).
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:03am
"Imma lure a toddler."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:03am
He stole my idea.:
I've always charged tokens for rolling around in my balls.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:02am
Justin Long looks more youthful than ever.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:02am
I have a playpen for my balls, too.

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I, too, am frequently forced to 'crate' my balls.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:01am
His are purple. And the shiniest.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 4:01am
When he's drunk enough, we'll also get to see Kilt-Guy's colorful balls.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 3:59am
It's also a snake-pit.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 3:58am
After he sells all the balls (like a cigarette-girl) the show begins where he fires them out his ass.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 3:57am
Luckily for his all male-virgin guests, his mom is dressed as a Bouncy-Castle.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 3:57am
An appropriate costume for later, when he passes out and pisses himself.

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As soon as he passes out, his guests will release their inner-children and piss in his costume.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 1, 2010 at 3:55am
BONUS.:
It'll be a real bitch when they all end up at a drag bar and he has to tuck all of those.

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