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Caption Whirled 10-26-2010



Mention:

"Gallagher's wet dream." - theDIRTYmidget.©

Bronze:

"With this pumpkin, you add your own damn seeds.." - Michaelred73

Silver:

"whatchu mean, "on hold for jerry lewis? ... Daaamn!!!" - Hüxtabub

Gold:

"NOW I get the Hutterite joke!" - Rodney Dean

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Comment by mellowpuma on October 27, 2010 at 5:03pm
Sorry, this jack off lanterne will only take 490 pounds: it's only rated for gentile caresses, spooning, and sweet words of encouragement after that point.
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 2:58pm
WARNING: Don't buy one if you SPUoooooooooNK easily
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 12:15pm
This should be ta-booooo!
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 12:14pm
You couldn’t find one in a West Virginia Wal-Mart if you tried
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 12:12pm
Jack off Lanternes…endorsed by Cinderella…just after midnight
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 12:08pm
Jack off Lanternes…endorsed by the Headless Whoresman
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 12:07pm
She likes it when I do that but she prefers me to eat her pumpkin ‘pie’ instead
Comment by Jams3kds on October 27, 2010 at 12:06pm
Jack off Lanternes…endorsed by the Grim Raper
Comment by bigjas on October 27, 2010 at 8:56am
for rednecks who can't pump kin
Comment by Rodney Dean on October 27, 2010 at 8:38am
NOW I get the Hutterite joke!
Comment by Rosedude on October 27, 2010 at 6:56am
One aisle over from the pumpkin puss.
Comment by Mervin97 on October 27, 2010 at 6:52am
kills two birds with one stone,sexual relief and get your fill of antioxidant carotenoids
Comment by Mervin97 on October 27, 2010 at 6:41am
Poor mans apple pie
Comment by Mervin97 on October 27, 2010 at 6:41am
Sorry,there's nothing better than a soft tomato
Comment by jimbobalouie on October 27, 2010 at 6:12am
Sorry, but I prefer my Beef Jerky.
Comment by jimbobalouie on October 27, 2010 at 6:05am
No, sir, it's not a Pumpkin. Here in Arkansas we call it a Blumpkin.
Comment by jimbobalouie on October 27, 2010 at 5:53am
So, Charlie Brown wasn't as innocent as we all thought he was.
Comment by jimbobalouie on October 27, 2010 at 5:50am
Maybe someone should buy Charlie Sheen one of these.
Comment by jimbobalouie on October 27, 2010 at 5:44am
Funny, it's always something I do in the dark.
Comment by Hüxtabub on October 27, 2010 at 12:55am
whatchu mean, "on hold for jerry lewis?" ... Daaamn!!!

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