
Mentions:
"She bought it to see if she could slide this asshole off the couch
and get a job." -
chuckkling
"The paper is one of 10,000 similar pages of free-verse he's
written titled
Things That Fit Up Her Ass." -
theDIRTYmidget.©
♪♫♪ Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Sweatpants and plaid
shirts and couches for sittin Cousins and roofies and anal lube
flings These are a few of his favorite things. ♪♫♪ -
LeatherShorts
"In a pinch he's also been known to use Dippity-Do." -
missalicia
"Does the little piggy really scream "wee wee wee" all the way
home?" -
shag
Bronze:
"Which asshole uses it?" -
RSRD
Silver:
"Tastes much better than that Kentucky Jelly." -
mindbender
Gold:
"I guess he likes to Beiber her in the Jonas." -
MadAdam
Pandering is OK, so long as it's contextually funny. Nice work
Adam!
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