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Caption Whirled 10-06-2010



Mentions:

"She bought it to see if she could slide this asshole off the couch and get a job." - chuckkling

"The paper is one of 10,000 similar pages of free-verse he's written titled Things That Fit Up Her Ass." - theDIRTYmidget.©

♪♫♪ Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Sweatpants and plaid shirts and couches for sittin Cousins and roofies and anal lube flings These are a few of his favorite things. ♪♫♪ - LeatherShorts

"In a pinch he's also been known to use Dippity-Do." - missalicia

"Does the little piggy really scream "wee wee wee" all the way home?" - shag

Bronze:

"Which asshole uses it?" - RSRD

Silver:

"Tastes much better than that Kentucky Jelly." - mindbender

Gold:

"I guess he likes to Beiber her in the Jonas." - MadAdam

Pandering is OK, so long as it's contextually funny. Nice work Adam!

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Comment by MadAdam on October 11, 2010 at 8:45pm
Thankyuh.........thankyuh varry much.........
Comment by RockyDanz on October 7, 2010 at 7:35pm
Bacon grease works so much better.
Comment by Stollmw on October 7, 2010 at 7:30pm
Living the Croatian Dream.
Comment by Mervin97 on October 7, 2010 at 6:09pm
Anal lube its not just for gays,proven to work on cousins.
Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on October 7, 2010 at 5:58pm
"yep I whacked a handful of that up there and out she popped glasses, corn and all"
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:12pm
That's one thing that's not on my "Bucket List"!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:10pm
And, his tongue is a suppository!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:08pm
Does the little piggy really scream "wee wee wee" all the way home?
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:06pm
You could afford Anal Lube too, if you just switch your insurance to Geico!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:03pm
Damn, he looks like she just lubed his ass!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:02pm
Anal Lube and an Oxygen tank behind the couch, Norma is gonna walk funny in the mornin'!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 5:00pm
I gotta surprise just for Aunt Granny!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 4:59pm
I LOVE this stuff! It makes her fart less!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 4:58pm
On the next episode of "Dirt Road Fuckers"...
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 4:57pm
Anal Lube, from the makers of "Poopsi"!
Comment by Shag on October 7, 2010 at 4:56pm
Because, it's only incest if you cum in her vagina!
Comment by MissA on October 7, 2010 at 4:43pm
Remember this image the next time your workplace has a potluck.
Comment by MissA on October 7, 2010 at 4:33pm
Hoarders go to great lengths to store their belongings.
Comment by MissA on October 7, 2010 at 4:27pm
In a pinch he's also been known to use Dippity-Do.
Comment by MissA on October 7, 2010 at 4:19pm
Greetings from Butt-Fucked Egypt

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