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Caption Whirled 10-14-2018

Bronze:

Barry started early on a career of bad business ideas. - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

"Who wants to see my wee willy wanker?" - Ian

Gold:

i have the feeling that his next trick will be to disappear before the police arrive. - mellowpuma

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Comment by JJJ23 on October 22, 2018 at 7:25pm

We've come to take your beans away.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 19, 2018 at 12:33pm

It's called the Electoral college. The voice of the people is taken from the ballot box and turned into jelly beans! Then each state is given a points rating, so that California is way better than your dumb state! Isn't  it marvelous! Isn't it wonderful that we've agreed to throw our voices away? If you don't believe me ask any Republican! They're convinced!

Comment by Jams3kds on October 17, 2018 at 4:56am

"For the record it's not a creepy white van, it's a Chrysler Pacifica with all the bells and whistles, so whadya say, want to take a ride in it?"

Comment by Jams3kds on October 17, 2018 at 4:55am

The Harold Cranston Effect just didn't have the same ring to it as The Carbonaro Effect and ultimately failed in test trials

Comment by Jams3kds on October 17, 2018 at 4:49am

"Where's Wald...uh...he's shape shifted into a a box."

Comment by Mario!!! on October 15, 2018 at 8:34am

In retrospect, casting Don Knotts as The Riddler was a mistake.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 15, 2018 at 8:27am

"Flux Capacitor?  No, that's just fantasy.  In reality, time travel is fueled by the science of jelly bean power!"

Comment by 38chrysler on October 15, 2018 at 8:00am

New photos show it was actually Brett Kavanaugh's presentation of his Cat Testicles collection that triggered all Blasey-Fords false memories...

Comment by Ian on October 15, 2018 at 2:39am

"How about some popcorn with plenty of butter, Veruca Salt?"

"My Daddy says if you don't make us laugh he's going to feed you to the lions."

Comment by Ian on October 15, 2018 at 2:35am

"Who wants to see my wee willy wanker?"

Comment by Ian on October 15, 2018 at 2:34am

"Now you can have pudding before you eat your meat!"

Comment by Ian on October 15, 2018 at 2:31am

"Are you aware of physical forms of pleasure?"  (Heard on TV just now from Star Trek: First Contact, had to write it down.  It was too perfect.)

Comment by KariGrant on October 14, 2018 at 6:33pm

Dingleberry Finn

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2018 at 2:46pm

"For the last time, I'm not a pedo; I'm a sheep fucker!  So unless you're Little Bo-Peep and the Boy Who Cried Wolf, you've got nothing  to worry about!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2018 at 2:42pm

“I look ridiculous? At least I'm not dressed up like two little fucking orphan kids!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2018 at 2:41pm

“If you guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, you get a puppy. If you guess the weight of the jar of jelly beans, you get a kitten. And if you guess what's in the box, you get to live. Good luck!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2018 at 2:41pm

Tim Burton's remake of Hansel and Gretel was almost as bad as his remake of Willy Wonka... Almost!

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2018 at 2:40pm

“Who says black magic can't be colorful?”

Comment by Rotwang on October 14, 2018 at 1:18pm

How Schrödinger fooled us all. 

Comment by Mervin97 on October 14, 2018 at 12:41pm

"Kids here's a tip, consult each other before you decide on what to where in the morning."

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