Barry started early on a career of bad business ideas. - Gerhardguffaw
"Who wants to see my wee willy wanker?" - Ian
i have the feeling that his next trick will be to disappear before the police arrive. - mellowpuma
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We've come to take your beans away.
It's called the Electoral college. The voice of the people is taken from the ballot box and turned into jelly beans! Then each state is given a points rating, so that California is way better than your dumb state! Isn't it marvelous! Isn't it wonderful that we've agreed to throw our voices away? If you don't believe me ask any Republican! They're convinced!
"For the record it's not a creepy white van, it's a Chrysler Pacifica with all the bells and whistles, so whadya say, want to take a ride in it?"
The Harold Cranston Effect just didn't have the same ring to it as The Carbonaro Effect and ultimately failed in test trials
"Where's Wald...uh...he's shape shifted into a a box."
In retrospect, casting Don Knotts as The Riddler was a mistake.
"Flux Capacitor? No, that's just fantasy. In reality, time travel is fueled by the science of jelly bean power!"
New photos show it was actually Brett Kavanaugh's presentation of his Cat Testicles collection that triggered all Blasey-Fords false memories...
"How about some popcorn with plenty of butter, Veruca Salt?"
"My Daddy says if you don't make us laugh he's going to feed you to the lions."
"Who wants to see my wee willy wanker?"
"Now you can have pudding before you eat your meat!"
"Are you aware of physical forms of pleasure?" (Heard on TV just now from Star Trek: First Contact, had to write it down. It was too perfect.)
"For the last time, I'm not a pedo; I'm a sheep fucker! So unless you're Little Bo-Peep and the Boy Who Cried Wolf, you've got nothing to worry about!"
“I look ridiculous? At least I'm not dressed up like two little fucking orphan kids!”
“If you guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, you get a puppy. If you guess the weight of the jar of jelly beans, you get a kitten. And if you guess what's in the box, you get to live. Good luck!”
Tim Burton's remake of Hansel and Gretel was almost as bad as his remake of Willy Wonka... Almost!
“Who says black magic can't be colorful?”
How Schrödinger fooled us all.
"Kids here's a tip, consult each other before you decide on what to where in the morning."
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