Caption Whirled 09-30-2010
Mentions:
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality" - pj
"Stewart's addiction to Muzak went entirely unnoticed." - Ian Renga
"If I rock the face paint, my tongue will grow, If I rock the face paint, my tongue will grow and the girls will come, If I rock the face paint, my tongue will grow, the girls will come and the quarterback will finally see that I'm what he needs." - Paddy Dawkin
"Grandmother! If you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's ..." - mellowpuma
Bronze:
"The things a thirty year old must suffer when mom's basement is getting new carpet..." - grizz
Silver:
"Manager for Alice Cooper's Golf Emporium." - chuckkling
Gold:
"You can KISS that GED 'Hello!'" - Zelda Schizgerald
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Comment by MacSpruce on October 1, 2010 at 7:51pm
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Kiss and say goodbye. And never mind the first part.
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Comment by J.B. on October 1, 2010 at 7:47pm
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And for the fifth straight year, Daniel is "NOT going to Hollywood".
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Foot Locker appreciates employee enthusiasm.
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Please don't feed the panda bears.
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Comment by pjacobs51 on October 1, 2010 at 7:10pm
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
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Comment by FissureFilms on October 1, 2010 at 6:39pm
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Rejected Judy Blume book # 14:
The Loneliness of the Suicide Pact Chicken
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Comment by mellowpuma on October 1, 2010 at 5:07pm
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Inspiration for my goth poetry webblog is so hard to come by, in this place of emptyness and decay! Varnished chairs made in Tiwan feel homesick, and forlorn! False plants pretend to grope the teat of artificial light! Tile floors, so carefully lain, vomit conformity upon the credit card transportation devices which scurry about upon them! Rootbeer, the most deliciously ripe fruit of this place, is tossed aside like pomegranite seeds by Persephone on her path to hell!
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Ah ... blind dates, such a great opportunity for that "lucky girl" do dodge a bullet the size of a humvee.
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Here I sit, encircled by the empty chairs ... Of The Damned!
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You wanna see a trick? I can make a pencil disappear, look ... (then he eats the pencil)
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How's the rootbeer there, Danzig.
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Comment by AJ on October 1, 2010 at 3:53pm
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Halloween is on the 31st of October NOT the 1st!
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Comment by mindblender on October 1, 2010 at 1:14pm
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Is that Morlock in an Eloy neighborhood?
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Comment by Shag on October 1, 2010 at 1:13pm
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Looks like the buzzard fell off of the Shitwagon!
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Would you like cheese with that? pppffffrrrrttt!
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Damn dude, with nobody sitting around you, who can you blame that fart on?
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Try using deodorant next time!
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He came here to wait on Barney and Snuffelufugus!
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Hot Topic gets a Hot Pocket.
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Oh shit! Here we go with the "Homeless Peter Criss" rumors again!
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