Caption Whirled 09-28-2010
Mentions:
"Did somebody lose a contact?" - Fred Deluca
"If a baby doesn't drop, I want my money back..." - Clayjunky
"...pants on the ground, pants on the ground........................no seriously, could you all help me? I think I think I left my pants on the ground..." - Jams3kds
"Those fuckers from TMZ will do ANYTHING to air someone's 'dirty laundry.'" - sabre419
Bronze:
"The encore was an abortion." - theDIRTYmidget.©
Silver:
"She's lip syncing and he's lip sinking." - chuckkling
Gold:
"This one's free, but the "backstage pass" will cost you." - mellowpuma
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Comment by drwho on September 30, 2010 at 11:57am
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They called him Pooh, because he was always sticking his hand in the Hunny Pot.
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I said put your hands in the air!
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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 29, 2010 at 10:09pm
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"Smile and say 'yeast'!"
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I don't think that's Katy Perry. I think it might be Lily Allen.
Or maybe it's neither.
In any event, I'm yankin' on my dick real hard, just in case.
But that's just me.
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"Is there a gynecologist in the-- WHOA!!! 'Who's Your Friend?' "
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"I refuse to crowd-surf until you bring me to the brink of orgasm."
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"HOLD STILL !!! I SEE A GREY ONE !!!"
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"Nah, you're crazy. Shirley Manson's clit is WAY bigger."
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"HEY, Grabby!!! I like your style!"
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"I think I might've just gotten gangbanged in the parking-lot,
but then hit my head and now have amnesia.
Does anyone recognize this?"
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"Show of hands.: How many of you want to see me shoot this mike out of my ass?
Excuse ME, Sir! I said 'ass', not 'pussy'. Now, go to the back."
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"Who wants to pop the zit on my-- oh ... thanks."
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"There are plenty of gummy-bears in my snatch for everyone, people. Let's all share."
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"Who wants to see a gallon of roadie-cum?
Hey, stop that. Get in line, Mister."
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She's bringing sexy out.
(Thanks to the puma for inspiration. xo♥.)
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The encore was an abortion.
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Comment by Rick Morse on September 29, 2010 at 8:45pm
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No seriously it just sucked in my Joint man!!!
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This outta get her to hit the High Notes!
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Comment by LL Bein on September 29, 2010 at 8:40pm
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Even though It wasn't her cooch, Lindsay still made out in it, shot heroin, & photo bombed it.
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Comment by chuckkling on September 29, 2010 at 8:31pm
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She's lip syncing and he's lip sinking.
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