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Caption Whirled 09-13-2010



Mentions:

"Sir...the Fashion Police are in the next booth over." - chuckkling

"We're not doing nearly as well as your Scientology booth Mr. Cruise." - bcdarr

Mr. Darr, we do not know who Mr. Cruise is, nor are we aware of Skyentology. But our sources tell us that was funny. Thank you.

"The navy recruiter sent you here?... Really?" - Nautius Maximus

"To Swerve And Protect™" - theDIRTYmidget.©

"I have experience in cavity searches." - Gerhardguffaw

"We'll just skip the background check." - Ethan Snyder


Bronze:

"Yes sir, you may have a complimentary Jolly Rancher, now please remove your dick from the candy dish." - missalicia

Silver:

"Hmm, I don't know ... do you guys have a baseball team?" - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Put your hands where I cum Semen" - Kestla



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Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:45pm
Yes sir, you may have a complimentary Jolly Rancher, now please remove your dick fr...ah shit missalicia already did this joke. Damn...well I guess that was the obvious way to go with this joke haha ;)
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:40pm
My roommate just caught me jacking off to this...DAMN YOU COMEDYWHIRLED! (shakes unoccupied fist).
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:38pm
"But where's you're gun"
(squats, farts)
"Ah, there it is..."
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:36pm
He's taking the whole undercover thing a little too seriously.
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:34pm
The K-69 unit.
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:33pm
"Hi, I'm here to apply for the police horse position...I've already got the saddle and bit.
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:31pm
This guy likes to beat black guys just like a real cop.
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:29pm
"Buttplugs an' that".
Comment by Tnert on September 14, 2010 at 7:27pm
My roommate just caught me staring at this... DAMN YOU COMEDYWHIRLED!!! (shakes fist in air).
Comment by Cobra Piss on September 14, 2010 at 7:25pm
Blue Oyster's closed so thought I'd give this a shot...
Comment by Mervin97 on September 14, 2010 at 6:44pm
"Yeah I'd like a badge,I have the perfect place to keep it."
Comment by MissA on September 14, 2010 at 5:24pm
He should join, he's been doing 'undercover' work for years.
Comment by MissA on September 14, 2010 at 5:11pm
"So do I need to dial a 1 from Fire Island?"
Comment by MissA on September 14, 2010 at 5:09pm
Yes sir, you may have a complimentary Jolly Rancher, now please remove your dick from the candy dish.
Comment by Zelda Schizgerald on September 14, 2010 at 4:31pm
So, that whole eating donuts thing is optional? Sign me up for the salad bar, gorgeous!"
Comment by Bubba Licious on September 14, 2010 at 2:31pm
Wow, and it looks like you've brought your own billy clu...oh, uh, excuse me.
Comment by mindblender on September 14, 2010 at 2:30pm
Is it bring your dominator to work day again already?
Comment by mindblender on September 14, 2010 at 2:29pm
We'll just skip the background check.
Comment by mindblender on September 14, 2010 at 2:28pm
You'd be perfect for vice.
Comment by Rosedude on September 14, 2010 at 1:50pm
You wanna play cops and throbbers?

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