We'll be starting the next contest very soon.
FYI: LL Bein is on summer hiatus and will be back to judge your weekend captions this fall.
"Unfortunately her bunk mate for the next four days is Jackie Ruby." - Ian Renga
"The first thing she is going to do is go to a club and find a hung Jerry.......and then find a baby to murder." - chuckkling
"What can I say? I'm good at partying but when it comes to child care, I'm all thumbs!" - MacSpruce
"What has two thumbs and is a cum dumpster? This douche bag!" - Stollmw
"Casey Anthony! you've just been acquitted of murdering your daughter, what are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to lie about going to Disney." - Mervin97
"(Allegedly) Nobody put baby in a car-trunk." - theDIRTYmidget.©
"Yes, your honor, these are the thumbs i twiddled for 31 days." - Rosedude
"She's Infantly relieved by the verdict." - Rotwang
"Apparently, 'possession' is ten-tenths of the law." - FroDoh!
"Thumbs up if you're relieved that the State of Florida decided 16th trimester abortions are legal." - JJJ23
"Tape Fear" - Cobra Piss
"The devil wears yada, yada, yada…" - Jams3kds