Caption Whirled 04-19-2011
Mentions:
"Scotty, do you know what a "bunny hangover" is? No? Good. It means that your mom takes a picture, you leave, and afterwards we both pretend that something magical happened." - mellowpuma
"Keister Bunny" - Rotwang
"At least that kid could've washed his hare." - theDIRTYmidget.©
"Yeah Kid ...I know Santa...We went Thur Re-hab together...now we share the same machine at Dialysis too.." - 38chrysler
"There's been a PAAS® in the action." - chuckkling
"Sorry I'm so listless, kid. It's this diarrhea. I just keep going, and going, and going, and going ..." - MacSpruce
Bronze:
"Drugs Bunny" - JJJ23
Silver:
"Harecolepsey." - Mervin97
Gold:
"I'm a carrot top AND a carrot bottom, Mr. Bunny." - JohnnyT
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Comment by MadAdam on April 20, 2011 at 5:14pm
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Billy Bob Thornton stars in Bad Santa II : Bad Easter Bunny
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Comment by Cookies boy on April 20, 2011 at 2:09pm
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Here cums "Peter Cotton Tail"!
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Comment by MacSpruce on April 20, 2011 at 2:57am
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Sorry I'm so listless, kid. It's this diarrhea. I just keep going, and going, and going, and going ...
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Comment by chuckkling on April 19, 2011 at 11:13pm
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He's rueing the day he sold his foot to Spencer's Gifts back in '79.
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He's hibernating until Christmas season.
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Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 10:54pm
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Say hi to Alice.
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So then Captain Kangaroo went off the air and, being unemployed, I hit the bottle pretty hard and it was just a long downward spiral until I finally ended up here. Anyway, thanks for listening, kid.
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Yeah? Well, fuck Hugh Hefner.
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Finally a glimpse of what it's like to be Eastered like a redheaded stepchild.
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Your parents have lied to you about who I am and what I'm about, they know nothing of my work, but soon you will all see the true nature of what I'm becoming. Happy Easter!
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Comment by Ian on April 19, 2011 at 8:48pm
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Thanks Google, but we were doing fine not knowing that a Gin Fizz is not just a mixed drink.
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He's hollow inside.
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Comment by 38chrysler on April 19, 2011 at 8:22pm
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Im the Anesthesiologist for the Children's Dental Center...Im the Ether Bunny
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Comment by Ryan on April 19, 2011 at 8:09pm
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"Hey mom, what did you say people do like rabbits again?"
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The town paper later stated that it was probably the suit's poor ventilation that both killed him and kept folks from noticing the smell for the 4 days after.
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Is this something to do with that holiday where there's the human sacrifice and then after everyone is granted salvation through the blood of the innocent? And also with the painted eggs and shit?
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.......and ya know, the thing about the Easter Bunny.........He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living.......until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then........ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'..............
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Hang in there you ex-con who's been lowered to working as the Easter bunny you'll get through this. Everyone has their cross to bear.
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Drugs Bunny
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Comment by Rebellious By Nature on April 19, 2011 at 4:46pm
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"Psst! Hey kid........I gotta confession..... I'm Black!" AAAAAAHHH!!!
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