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"Scotty, do you know what a "bunny hangover" is?  No?  Good.  It means that your mom takes a picture, you leave, and afterwards we both pretend that something magical happened." - mellowpuma

 

"Keister Bunny" - Rotwang

 

"At least that kid could've washed his hare." - theDIRTYmidget.©

 

"Yeah Kid ...I know Santa...We went Thur Re-hab together...now we share the same machine at Dialysis too.." - 38chrysler

 

"There's been a PAAS® in the action." - chuckkling

 

"Sorry I'm so listless, kid. It's this diarrhea. I just keep going, and going, and going, and going ..." - MacSpruce

 

Bronze:

 

"Drugs Bunny" - JJJ23

 

Silver:

 

"Harecolepsey." - Mervin97

 

Gold:

 

"I'm a carrot top AND a carrot bottom, Mr. Bunny." - JohnnyT

 

 

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Comment by MadAdam on April 20, 2011 at 5:14pm
Billy Bob Thornton stars in Bad Santa II : Bad Easter Bunny
Comment by Cookies boy on April 20, 2011 at 2:09pm
Here cums "Peter Cotton Tail"!
Comment by MacSpruce on April 20, 2011 at 2:57am
Sorry I'm so listless, kid. It's this diarrhea. I just keep going, and going, and going, and going ...
Comment by chuckkling on April 19, 2011 at 11:13pm
He's rueing the day he sold his foot to Spencer's Gifts back in '79.
Comment by chuckkling on April 19, 2011 at 11:07pm
He's hibernating until Christmas season.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 10:54pm
Say hi to Alice.
Comment by MacSpruce on April 19, 2011 at 10:32pm
So then Captain Kangaroo went off the air and, being unemployed, I hit the bottle pretty hard and it was just a long downward spiral until I finally ended up here. Anyway, thanks for listening, kid.
Comment by MacSpruce on April 19, 2011 at 10:30pm
Yeah? Well, fuck Hugh Hefner.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 10:08pm
Finally a glimpse of what it's like to be Eastered like a redheaded stepchild.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 10:05pm
Your parents have lied to you about who I am and what I'm about, they know nothing of my work, but soon you will all see the true nature of what I'm becoming. Happy Easter!
Comment by Ian on April 19, 2011 at 8:48pm
Thanks Google, but we were doing fine not knowing that a Gin Fizz is not just a mixed drink.
Comment by chuckkling on April 19, 2011 at 8:39pm
He's hollow inside.
Comment by 38chrysler on April 19, 2011 at 8:22pm
Im the Anesthesiologist for the Children's Dental Center...Im the Ether Bunny
Comment by Ryan on April 19, 2011 at 8:09pm
"Hey mom, what did you say people do like rabbits again?"
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 6:32pm
The town paper later stated that it was probably the suit's poor ventilation that both killed him and kept folks from noticing the smell for the 4 days after.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 6:23pm
Is this something to do with that holiday where there's the human sacrifice and then after everyone is granted salvation through the blood of the innocent? And also with the painted eggs and shit?
Comment by MadAdam on April 19, 2011 at 6:08pm
.......and ya know, the thing about the Easter Bunny.........He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living.......until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then........ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'..............
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 6:07pm
Hang in there you ex-con who's been lowered to working as the Easter bunny you'll get through this. Everyone has their cross to bear.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 19, 2011 at 5:59pm
Drugs Bunny
Comment by Rebellious By Nature on April 19, 2011 at 4:46pm
"Psst!  Hey kid........I gotta confession..... I'm Black!"   AAAAAAHHH!!!

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