"Penis De Philo" - Jams3kds
"She's got some brass balls to do that." - Mervin97
"With a mouth like that she must be Polish." - VomitFlop
"Worth a passing glans" - FroDoh!
"SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, GOOSE!" - Michaelred73
"In her defense, she had just quit smoking 45 minutes ago." - mindblender
"I was going to count the number of dicks and maybe come up with a cap based on the number. Mid way through my task I thought "I'm 45 years old and I'm counting dicks on my computer screen". I then strolled to a corner in my basement, cried and took inventory of my life.
(there's 25 dicks by the way)" - chuckkling
"Obviously turning 27 today." - theDIRTYmidget.©
"She's always putting Dick on a pedestal." - chuckkling
"I see preparations have already started for the NBA Playoffs" - blkbwayne
"Where did you learn how to play the whormonica Sherry?" - Shag
"Wheel of Foreskin" - VomitFlop
"You're not going to post this are you?" - drwho