Mentions:
"Penis De Philo" - Jams3kds
"She's got some brass balls to do that." - Mervin97
"With a mouth like that she must be Polish." - VomitFlop
"Worth a passing glans" - FroDoh!
"SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, GOOSE!" - Michaelred73
"In her defense, she had just quit smoking 45 minutes ago." - mindblender
"I was going to count the number of dicks and maybe come up with a cap based on the number. Mid way through my task I thought "I'm 45 years old and I'm counting dicks on my computer screen". I then strolled to a corner in my basement, cried and took inventory of my life.
(there's 25 dicks by the way)" - chuckkling
"Obviously turning 27 today." - theDIRTYmidget.©
"She's always putting Dick on a pedestal." - chuckkling
"I see preparations have already started for the NBA Playoffs" - blkbwayne
Bronze:
"Where did you learn how to play the whormonica Sherry?" - Shag
Silver:
"Wheel of Foreskin" - VomitFlop
Gold:
"You're not going to post this are you?" - drwho
Comment
♪♫ YES, we have ho bananas ♫♪
Ionic, Doric, and Crowninthian.
Alien cock circles.
Cool! My Bronze O perfectly compliments her Scarlet A!
Looks hand-tooled.
Rimmington Steel®, I presume?
Zamfira---Mastur' of the Pan Flute(s)™
I find this premise hard to swallow.
It's a package deal.
how many Guido's gave their dicks for this
my cock is like a bronze statue,with a bit of rubbing it comes up great
I think she's having an Art Attack
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