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Caption Whirled - 04-16-2012



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"Ken, those plastic pork chops really stopped me up honey." - Shag


"I guess it's okay. You're not supposed to have carpet in the bathroom." - KariGrant


"No cash, you say? Lucky for you, I take plastic." - VomitFlop


"I can haz bro with external genetalia?" - FroDoh!


"She had the right house, the right car, the right man, yet somehow Barbie still felt hollow inside." - MacSpruce


"Toilet Humor For Dummies" - Gerhardguffaw


"Let's just say it stood out at the 4th grade art show." - mindblender


Bronze:


"No wonder why I'm having trouble going I don't have any plumbing." - Mervin97


Silver:


"Anal is definitely out of the question." - theDIRTYmidget.©


Gold:


"Where will you be when diorama strikes?" - chuckkling


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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:54pm

Sadly, an identical scenario is occurring in every house on their street.  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:54pm

If she 'd lose the slippers, I'd be jackin' it big time.  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:53pm

Ken's top 2 priorities for today, so far:  

1.) Avoid getting toothpaste on freshly-ironed shirt.  
2.) Plan suicide.  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:52pm

Anal is definitely out of the question.  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:52pm

Once you discover your penisless spouse is gay,
modesty sort of goes out the window.    

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:52pm

3 pussies where there should be 4.  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:52pm

Once you discover you have no genitals, what's the point?  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:51pm

Malibu Scream House®. 

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:44pm

Ken Darling, VD just ate my vagina!

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:41pm

I bet she farts in public too, huh Ken?

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:39pm

Ken, those plastic pork chops really stopped me up honey.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:36pm

Ah, Mannequin Shit!

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:35pm

It was never like this when I played House with the neighbor's daughter.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:33pm

Dammit Ken! ....... You left the seat up again!

Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2012 at 12:46pm

Since GI Joe beat her,  shamefully, Barbie has been through five Ken's

Comment by Cookies boy on April 16, 2012 at 12:45pm
Cat turds sold seperately!
Comment by Cookies boy on April 16, 2012 at 12:43pm
Barbie: "The Honeymoon Is Over Edition"
Comment by Rosedude on April 16, 2012 at 11:49am

Room with a pew.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 16, 2012 at 11:14am

Barbie's Reality House

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 8:14am
Brother and sister Todd and Barbie, had literally nothing to hide from each other.

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