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Caption Whirled - 04-16-2012



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"Ken, those plastic pork chops really stopped me up honey." - Shag


"I guess it's okay. You're not supposed to have carpet in the bathroom." - KariGrant


"No cash, you say? Lucky for you, I take plastic." - VomitFlop


"I can haz bro with external genetalia?" - FroDoh!


"She had the right house, the right car, the right man, yet somehow Barbie still felt hollow inside." - MacSpruce


"Toilet Humor For Dummies" - Gerhardguffaw


"Let's just say it stood out at the 4th grade art show." - mindblender


Bronze:


"No wonder why I'm having trouble going I don't have any plumbing." - Mervin97


Silver:


"Anal is definitely out of the question." - theDIRTYmidget.©


Gold:


"Where will you be when diorama strikes?" - chuckkling


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Comment by MacSpruce on April 17, 2012 at 9:18pm

She had the right house, the right car, the right man, yet somehow Barbie still felt hollow inside. 

Comment by mindblender on April 17, 2012 at 2:41pm

Let's just say it stood out at the 4th grade art show.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 11:03pm

Malibu Shithouse®. 

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 10:01pm
"I can haz bro with external genetalia?"
Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 8:23pm
Cheats on Ken with Yuri Thane.
Comment by mindblender on April 16, 2012 at 7:38pm

I need more fiber, and an asshole.

Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2012 at 6:28pm

Plastic colon episode

Comment by Michaelred73 on April 16, 2012 at 6:08pm

Smells like burnt plastic in here...

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 5:26pm
Unreal Housewives of New Jersey
Comment by Rosedude on April 16, 2012 at 5:21pm

"I just brushed my pubes with that."

Comment by Rosedude on April 16, 2012 at 5:20pm

"Jesus Christ, Ken, would you mind getting your asshole out of my face?"

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 5:19pm
Fired by Mattel for fraternizing with Hazbro's GI Joe, a depressed ex-Barbie finds herself ignminiously thrust back into her old life as Polly Ethyl Sheen.
Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 5:07pm

By the time Ken figured out who the real 'Sex Kitten' was it was too late.

Comment by KariGrant on April 16, 2012 at 4:59pm

That's the last time I let you talk me into going over to Hispanic Barbie's for "extra spicey taco salad."

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 4:57pm
Barbie had to hurry----Ken's sperm hardened like epoxy in just 8 minutes.
Comment by VomitFlop on April 16, 2012 at 4:53pm

West Side Toy Story

Comment by Frodoh on April 16, 2012 at 4:39pm
Five minutes later she dumped Ken too.
Comment by KariGrant on April 16, 2012 at 4:19pm

I guess it's okay. You're not supposed to have carpet in the bathroom.

Comment by KariGrant on April 16, 2012 at 4:14pm

And right after this photo was taken, Barbie charged Ken with "Simple Assault--Battery not included."

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 16, 2012 at 2:54pm

Ah, marriage.  

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