Comedy Whirled

Caption Whirled - 04-12-2013

Weekend Edition

Results courtesy LL Bein

Honorable Mentions:

"Hello!, I'm Randy" - Iverneil

"And this is Lieutenant Peterson, the unit's wanking ... uh, ranking officer." - MacSpruce

"I see you're enjoying just one of the many freedoms you protect for all mankind!" - Groucho

"I must say, you do have quite the firm handshake, sir. Who are these lovely ladies?" - VomitFlop

"That's right, I'm lending my ears to the air force." - mindblender

"I say, you really should wash your hands." - drwho

Bronze:

"Just what I thought a limp wet fish." - Mervin97

Silver:

"For his protection, Prince Charles is offered a fap jacket." - chuckkling

Gold:

"It's a deal. Camilla for three camels." - Buttermilk

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Comment by AKAAB on April 20, 2013 at 1:10pm

I'll have the Spam, Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam, and Spam...with a side of Spam.

 

Comment by Rosedude on April 20, 2013 at 12:10pm

"One kilo of opium?  First we must shake on it."

Comment by mellowpuma on April 14, 2013 at 11:47pm

how's the new camouflage coming along?

Comment by JJJ23 on April 14, 2013 at 8:00am

Might you have any gay stuff?

Comment by 38chrysler on April 13, 2013 at 9:44pm

Sorry for the photos Sir...since wedding Camilla, I know you're not accustomed to seeing pretty women

Comment by Rosedude on April 13, 2013 at 6:14pm

"Have you got any ear camouflage?"

Comment by Rosedude on April 13, 2013 at 6:13pm

"So that's what a naked woman looks like?  I must tell Camilla."

Comment by Iverneil on April 13, 2013 at 9:48am

Actually your highness,... it isn't glue.

Comment by Iverneil on April 13, 2013 at 9:41am

Curry on old boy!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 13, 2013 at 7:08am

Prince Charles and members of the British Army star in, "Women Of Wallmart."

Comment by Cosmo9163 on April 13, 2013 at 12:37am

"Kudos on the abstract chicken camos, ole' boy."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 12, 2013 at 10:01pm

I out-wank all of you.

Comment by Ian on April 12, 2013 at 6:09pm

"Hi, I'm Charles. I'm a Scorpio, and I think we play for the same team."

Comment by Ian on April 12, 2013 at 6:02pm

Pussy Under a Hot Tin Roof

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 12, 2013 at 5:47pm

"Nice nudie pics...and don't call me Charlie!"

Comment by mindblender on April 12, 2013 at 3:34pm

I hope that's hand lotion.

Comment by mindblender on April 12, 2013 at 3:32pm

That's right, I'm lending my ears to the air force.

Comment by mindblender on April 12, 2013 at 3:31pm

I see this isn't your first circle jerk.

Comment by chuckkling on April 12, 2013 at 12:32pm

Beaver Hunt for Ms. October.

Comment by chuckkling on April 12, 2013 at 12:08pm

Paul Revere's attributed quote has a different meaning here.

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