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Caption Whirled - 04-08-2016

Weekend Edition

Bronze:

"That's not how to bone someone." - Mervin97

Silver:

"My Fleshlight is starting to look a little lame..." - AKAAB

Gold:

"her prime directive is to put the lotion in the basket." - mellowpuma

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Comment by Cookies boy on April 13, 2016 at 1:41pm

Anatomy or dummies!

Comment by mellowpuma on April 13, 2016 at 9:03am

her prime directive is to put the lotion in the basket.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 13, 2016 at 12:13am

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 4:52pm

"- mark1, what do you think in future?

- i think robotics is a new manufacturing and it can help people to do some high risk work and to go to top of mountain and deep ocean to realize our world adventure"

(creator talking to robot)

... i think the robot might have needed more help translating the term "sperm dumpster".

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 4:33pm

(buffalo bill slaps forehead)

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 4:15pm

please, gentlemen, no flash photography... also no blacklights, 

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 4:10pm

his dream is to open a chucky cheese for perverts.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 4:06pm

when will they finally create a Rodney Dangerfield bot?  i really don't understand the holdup!

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 3:59pm

his accent is so bad, that when he commands her to "step forward with rice" it sounds like "stepford wives".

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 3:54pm

in chinese, "scarlet johansson bot" literally translates to mean: "creepy murder-prone sperm dumpster."  

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 3:39pm

he's saying all these words, but all the reporters really want, is to know if the cooch works.

Comment by mellowpuma on April 12, 2016 at 3:36pm

science has finally found the woman that won't laugh, cry, or vomit at the prospect of sex with this man.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 12, 2016 at 9:33am

And on the seventh day he succumbed to a fatal dick tasing.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 12, 2016 at 9:32am

Ever the gentleman he gave her head first.

Comment by mindblender on April 11, 2016 at 7:52pm

Never fails, I get the damn thing assembled and realize I missed something inside.  Stupid Ikea sex dolls.

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2016 at 7:22pm

Looks like somebody better bone up on their defamation statutes.

Comment by Ian on April 11, 2016 at 7:17pm

"I designed her ribs so they compress her diaphragm a bit, making her a hoarse whisperer."

Comment by 38chrysler on April 11, 2016 at 10:17am

He was always ways known for having a lot of skeletons in his closet.

Comment by blkbwayne on April 10, 2016 at 9:59pm

Looks like he has a bone to pick with her...

Comment by Rotwang on April 10, 2016 at 3:05pm

She dumped me.  I want my baby back.  I want my baby back.

 ♫ I want my baby back.  Baby back. Baby back.  I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back.  ♫

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