Caption Whirled - 04-08-2016
Weekend Edition
Bronze:
"That's not how to bone someone." - Mervin97
Silver:
"My Fleshlight is starting to look a little lame..." - AKAAB
Gold:
"her prime directive is to put the lotion in the basket." - mellowpuma
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Comment by Cookies boy on April 13, 2016 at 1:41pm
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Anatomy or dummies!
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Comment by mellowpuma on April 13, 2016 at 9:03am
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her prime directive is to put the lotion in the basket.
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"- mark1, what do you think in future?
- i think robotics is a new manufacturing and it can help people to do some high risk work and to go to top of mountain and deep ocean to realize our world adventure"
(creator talking to robot)
... i think the robot might have needed more help translating the term "sperm dumpster".
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(buffalo bill slaps forehead)
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please, gentlemen, no flash photography... also no blacklights,
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his dream is to open a chucky cheese for perverts.
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when will they finally create a Rodney Dangerfield bot? i really don't understand the holdup!
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his accent is so bad, that when he commands her to "step forward with rice" it sounds like "stepford wives".
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in chinese, "scarlet johansson bot" literally translates to mean: "creepy murder-prone sperm dumpster."
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he's saying all these words, but all the reporters really want, is to know if the cooch works.
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science has finally found the woman that won't laugh, cry, or vomit at the prospect of sex with this man.
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Comment by JJJ23 on April 12, 2016 at 9:33am
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And on the seventh day he succumbed to a fatal dick tasing.
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Ever the gentleman he gave her head first.
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Comment by mindblender on April 11, 2016 at 7:52pm
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Never fails, I get the damn thing assembled and realize I missed something inside. Stupid Ikea sex dolls.
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Looks like somebody better bone up on their defamation statutes.
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"I designed her ribs so they compress her diaphragm a bit, making her a hoarse whisperer."
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Comment by 38chrysler on April 11, 2016 at 10:17am
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He was always ways known for having a lot of skeletons in his closet.
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Comment by blkbwayne on April 10, 2016 at 9:59pm
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Looks like he has a bone to pick with her...
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Comment by Rotwang on April 10, 2016 at 3:05pm
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She dumped me. I want my baby back. I want my baby back.
♫ I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. I want my baby back. Baby back. Baby back. ♫
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