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Caption Whirled - 04-06-2015

Mentions:

"In Japan this is business-casual." - Rotwang

"Everything was going fine until some mongoosed her." - 38chrysler

"I thought those stories of a python being able to swallow a cow was a myth.... up until now" - blkbwayne

"The world's most grueling catwalk consisted of 47 miles of barbed wire." - MacSpruce

"A serpent hasn't made a woman look this bad since Eve." - Scrunt

"Not sure this what France had in mind when they passed a law banning thin models from the catwalk" - Mervin97

"The anaconda settled for attacking her head due to a severe lack of buns." - VomitFlop

"Forget the Fashion Police.  We're gonna need the S.W.A.T. team to take this ugly fucker down!" - Mario!!!

Bronze:

"Only knows the mamba." - Frodoh

Silver:

"H.R Tuckingstuff" - AKAAB

Gold:

"Maybe scale it back a bit." - JJJ23

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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:06am

Divine Tragedy.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:06am

Sleazestak.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:06am

Things are not going well for George Zimmerman.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:05am

Stage name is Venom, but, ironically, cannot produce semen.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:05am

Performs solo on "Dancing With The Stars" due to multiple personalities.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:05am

Recently unearthed lost edition of "Blade Runner"
features Joanna Cassidy before fitness regime.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:04am

The director's cut of "Rango" was way better.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:03am

The snakeskin boots would've been too much.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:03am

Can't get Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy" out of his head.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:03am

Recently swallowed someone's hole.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:02am

Recently swallowed someone whole.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 7, 2015 at 5:02am

Beginning to doubt the abilities of his high-school guidance-counselor.

Comment by KariGrant on April 6, 2015 at 11:24pm

Happy St Paddie's Day

Comment by KariGrant on April 6, 2015 at 11:23pm

This is when Irish Eyes aren't smiling.

Comment by KariGrant on April 6, 2015 at 11:22pm

The Golden Buddah's Golden Hoohah.

Comment by KariGrant on April 6, 2015 at 11:21pm

Ethel Mermaid.

Comment by KariGrant on April 6, 2015 at 11:21pm

Ethel Murmur.

Comment by 38chrysler on April 6, 2015 at 7:51pm

Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Comment by 38chrysler on April 6, 2015 at 7:50pm

Why you wearing boots?... I told you to wear Moccasins.

Comment by Scrunt on April 6, 2015 at 5:48pm

You laugh, but this is all the rage on Pyongyang.

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