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Caption Whirled 03-24-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Inmates working at the infamous Ukrainian prison known as Chicken Kiev. - RoadKillHairPiece

The Airborne Virus Identity - Ian

I wish my monetary value was as great as my monitory value. - JJJ23


Special If Music Be the Food of Love, Play On Words Awards:

They were getting sick and tired of listening to looped renditions of ♪"We'll meat again."♫ - KariGrant

Meats by Dre - VomitFlop

♫ ♫  Love meat tender.  Love meat sweet.  Never let meat go.  ♫ ♫ - Scrunt


Special QA T&A Awards:

The breast inspector reports for duty - Hugh Jassole

The cleanroom was no match for Eduardo's dirty mind. - MacSpruce

I said, do you want to hold my Cock and pullet tonight? - Iverneil


Special Poultryetic Justice Award:

chickens killed his mom. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

Doesn't pay much, but it's a great place to pick up chicks... - AKAAB

Silver:

silence, he who is without headphones is about to speak!  I SAID HE WHO IS WITHOUT HEADPHONES IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!  nothing.   damn. - mellowpuma

Gold:

The Boss was determined to find out which workers were Sam and Ella... - 38chrysler

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 2:03pm

which of them will be my next murder bride?

Comment by AKAAB on March 29, 2017 at 7:48pm

I prefer my chicken bonerless...

Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2017 at 10:48pm

I wish my monetary value was as great as my monitory value.

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 26, 2017 at 8:10pm

black swan processing plant is the opposite

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 26, 2017 at 8:06pm

"breaking bad" spin off "breaking even" was all about boring people.

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:19pm

What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:18pm

Despair - the real secret herb and spice.  

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:17pm

Squawk dirty to me!

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:17pm

Doesn't pay much, but it's a great place to pick up chicks...

Comment by 38chrysler on March 26, 2017 at 2:47am

Darla always got the feeling that the Boss was staring at her breasts...

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:23am

Ancient Alien Theorists suggest it was alien visitors long ago that taught us about cattle mutilation.

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:20am

"Bring out your dead!"

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:17am

The Airborne Virus Identity

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:30pm

Sir, we've just been bought out by a business woman named Mary Moon. She's a new age girl and I'll tell you what she's like, but you're not gonna like it.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:26pm

Still no gold ladies? Just meat, huh? I'm starting to think we're doing this wrong.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:23pm

Hey Dave, I didn't get any noise cancelling headpho, Dave!

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:21pm

Number 1 sexual harassment complaint at HR, he said "I got some meat for you to inspect!".

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:18pm

I like what I'm seeing outta you Martha. You keep on like this and I'll have you moved up to cutting off pig lips. So yeah.

Comment by Iverneil on March 25, 2017 at 3:58pm

I said, do you want to hold my Cock and pullet tonight?

Comment by Rodney Dean on March 25, 2017 at 9:48am

No-one says e coli free, until I say e coli free!

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