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Caption Whirled 03-24-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Inmates working at the infamous Ukrainian prison known as Chicken Kiev. - RoadKillHairPiece

The Airborne Virus Identity - Ian

I wish my monetary value was as great as my monitory value. - JJJ23


Special If Music Be the Food of Love, Play On Words Awards:

They were getting sick and tired of listening to looped renditions of ♪"We'll meat again."♫ - KariGrant

Meats by Dre - VomitFlop

♫ ♫  Love meat tender.  Love meat sweet.  Never let meat go.  ♫ ♫ - Scrunt


Special QA T&A Awards:

The breast inspector reports for duty - Hugh Jassole

The cleanroom was no match for Eduardo's dirty mind. - MacSpruce

I said, do you want to hold my Cock and pullet tonight? - Iverneil


Special Poultryetic Justice Award:

chickens killed his mom. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

Doesn't pay much, but it's a great place to pick up chicks... - AKAAB

Silver:

silence, he who is without headphones is about to speak!  I SAID HE WHO IS WITHOUT HEADPHONES IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!  nothing.   damn. - mellowpuma

Gold:

The Boss was determined to find out which workers were Sam and Ella... - 38chrysler

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Comment by mellowpuma on March 31, 2017 at 2:03pm

which of them will be my next murder bride?

Comment by AKAAB on March 29, 2017 at 7:48pm

I prefer my chicken bonerless...

Comment by JJJ23 on March 26, 2017 at 10:48pm

I wish my monetary value was as great as my monitory value.

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 26, 2017 at 8:10pm

black swan processing plant is the opposite

Comment by Whiz Kid on March 26, 2017 at 8:06pm

"breaking bad" spin off "breaking even" was all about boring people.

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:19pm

What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:18pm

Despair - the real secret herb and spice.  

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:17pm

Squawk dirty to me!

Comment by AKAAB on March 26, 2017 at 5:17pm

Doesn't pay much, but it's a great place to pick up chicks...

Comment by 38chrysler on March 26, 2017 at 2:47am

Darla always got the feeling that the Boss was staring at her breasts...

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:23am

Ancient Alien Theorists suggest it was alien visitors long ago that taught us about cattle mutilation.

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:20am

"Bring out your dead!"

Comment by Ian on March 26, 2017 at 1:17am

The Airborne Virus Identity

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 26, 2017 at 12:07am
Listening to the inspiring words of Colonel Sanders.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on March 26, 2017 at 12:03am
He hates his job, feels hen pecked.
Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:30pm

Sir, we've just been bought out by a business woman named Mary Moon. She's a new age girl and I'll tell you what she's like, but you're not gonna like it.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:26pm

Still no gold ladies? Just meat, huh? I'm starting to think we're doing this wrong.

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:23pm

Hey Dave, I didn't get any noise cancelling headpho, Dave!

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:21pm

Number 1 sexual harassment complaint at HR, he said "I got some meat for you to inspect!".

Comment by JJJ23 on March 25, 2017 at 11:18pm

I like what I'm seeing outta you Martha. You keep on like this and I'll have you moved up to cutting off pig lips. So yeah.

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