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Caption Whirled 02-04-2018

Honorable Mentions:

This "short" has been brought to you by The Egyptian Bureau of Tourism. - Gerhardguffaw

"The weather up here is fine, now take me to your pot of gold." - Scrunt

Size matters - Iverneil

Bronze:

Slaves and time, that's about the tall and short of it. - JJJ23

Silver:

They were also going to include the fattest person in the world in this photo shoot, but they couldn't fit him into the picture. - Mario!!!

Gold:

They're both in de Nile. - MacSpruce

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Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2018 at 6:19pm

All the locals were tut-tutting about it.

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2018 at 6:19pm

Tall Tales and Short Stories from the Crypt

Comment by MacSpruce on February 19, 2018 at 6:18pm

They have no peer amid the schemers.

Comment by AKAAB on February 12, 2018 at 10:16am

You idiot! The label said to not wash her in hot water...

Comment by blkbwayne on February 11, 2018 at 10:59am

Biggie Smalls

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on February 9, 2018 at 10:31am

These Pink Floyd photos make you think.

Comment by AKAAB on February 8, 2018 at 4:58pm

Get in m' belly!

Comment by AKAAB on February 8, 2018 at 4:56pm

Never do a deal with the Devil...just sayin'. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 5, 2018 at 6:55pm

They're both in de Nile. 

Comment by MacSpruce on February 5, 2018 at 6:50pm

LET MY PEOPLE GROW!

Comment by MacSpruce on February 5, 2018 at 6:49pm

At least he didn't try to slam-dunk her this time. 

Comment by Mario!!! on February 5, 2018 at 8:38am

They were also going to include the fattest person in the world in this photo shoot, but they couldn't fit him into the picture.

Comment by Mario!!! on February 5, 2018 at 8:29am

Egyptian porn makes German porn look like a G-rated Disney movie by comparison.

Comment by Iverneil on February 4, 2018 at 8:02pm

Size matters

Comment by Scrunt on February 4, 2018 at 3:22pm

Ironically, it's Margaret who gets high every day.

Comment by Scrunt on February 4, 2018 at 3:03pm

I've heard that opposites attract, but this is fucking ridiculous!

Comment by Scrunt on February 4, 2018 at 3:01pm

Contrary to popular belief, not all the wondrous sights in Egypt are ancient.

Comment by Scrunt on February 4, 2018 at 2:59pm

"I know it's hard to believe, but she's my mummy."

Comment by Scrunt on February 4, 2018 at 2:57pm

"The weather up here is fine, now take me to your pot of gold."

Comment by Scrunt on February 4, 2018 at 2:54pm

"Ok, but this is the last time I'm tying your shows for you."

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