This "short" has been brought to you by The Egyptian Bureau of Tourism. - Gerhardguffaw
"The weather up here is fine, now take me to your pot of gold." - Scrunt
Size matters - Iverneil
Bronze:
Slaves and time, that's about the tall and short of it. - JJJ23
Silver:
They were also going to include the fattest person in the world in this photo shoot, but they couldn't fit him into the picture. - Mario!!!
Gold:
They're both in de Nile. - MacSpruce
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All the locals were tut-tutting about it.
Tall Tales and Short Stories from the Crypt
They have no peer amid the schemers.
You idiot! The label said to not wash her in hot water...
Biggie Smalls
These Pink Floyd photos make you think.
Get in m' belly!
Never do a deal with the Devil...just sayin'.
They're both in de Nile.
LET MY PEOPLE GROW!
At least he didn't try to slam-dunk her this time.
They were also going to include the fattest person in the world in this photo shoot, but they couldn't fit him into the picture.
Egyptian porn makes German porn look like a G-rated Disney movie by comparison.
Size matters
Ironically, it's Margaret who gets high every day.
I've heard that opposites attract, but this is fucking ridiculous!
Contrary to popular belief, not all the wondrous sights in Egypt are ancient.
"I know it's hard to believe, but she's my mummy."
"The weather up here is fine, now take me to your pot of gold."
"Ok, but this is the last time I'm tying your shows for you."
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