This "short" has been brought to you by The Egyptian Bureau of Tourism. - Gerhardguffaw
"The weather up here is fine, now take me to your pot of gold." - Scrunt
Size matters - Iverneil
Slaves and time, that's about the tall and short of it. - JJJ23
They were also going to include the fattest person in the world in this photo shoot, but they couldn't fit him into the picture. - Mario!!!
They're both in de Nile. - MacSpruce