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Caption Whirled 01-11-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"There's safe sex and then there's Safest Sex™ featuring the new 6000SUX." - Ian

Man we've pulled a lot of lightsabres out of buttholes this month! - mellowpuma

Scrotoscope...Dickoffatron...Thirdjokeometer. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Taint Bleaching - 'taint anal bleaching, 'taint penis whitening. - AKAAB

Silver:

Go to the Light, Gerbil... Go to the Light... - 38chrysler

Gold:

Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party. - JJJ23

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 15, 2018 at 6:46pm

Gary misunderstood all the people he heard whispering the word "douche" as they walked away from him.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 14, 2018 at 4:59pm

Let me warn you ...now that you have some balls, you may have some urges to switch and become a Republican...

Comment by AKAAB on January 14, 2018 at 3:51pm

It's Pokemon...m...o...n...not Pokeman!

Comment by AKAAB on January 14, 2018 at 3:47pm

The worst part about penis whitening is cutting off two inches.

Comment by AKAAB on January 14, 2018 at 3:47pm

Taint Bleaching - 'taint anal bleaching, 'taint penis whitening.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 13, 2018 at 7:34pm

If there's no pain give us a wink.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 13, 2018 at 6:18pm

...I think I need to find a new Dentist...

Comment by Rotwang on January 13, 2018 at 4:50pm

I swear, doc, I just slipped and fell.  That dildo just happened to be there.  

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 12, 2018 at 9:39pm

The escape scene in every Jason Born movie

Comment by Rosedude on January 12, 2018 at 9:30pm

"I know it's uncomfortable, Mr. Gere, but imagine how the poor gerbil feels."

Comment by Iverneil on January 12, 2018 at 6:11pm

Oh my God!! It really is a grapefruit!

Comment by KariGrant on January 12, 2018 at 4:41pm

Okay....that's the last of the missing emails. I hope this one doesn't gum up the shredder.

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 12, 2018 at 11:57am

Its a slippery slope after being a fake breast feeding coach

Comment by KariGrant on January 12, 2018 at 9:27am

Proof: You can't suck off a tattoo.

Comment by KariGrant on January 12, 2018 at 9:25am

Forcepts?? Hell, I'm gonna' need a Six at least!

Comment by JJJ23 on January 11, 2018 at 9:25pm

Scrotoscope...Dickoffatron...Thirdjokeometer.

Comment by Rosedude on January 11, 2018 at 7:33pm

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

Comment by mellowpuma on January 11, 2018 at 7:29pm

Man we've pulled a lot of lightsabres out of buttholes this month!

Comment by MacSpruce on January 11, 2018 at 7:12pm

LASDIK

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 11, 2018 at 5:11pm

Animal-sized Shits Rescue steals rescue dogs favorite food

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