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"Your balls will be red by the time we're done with them."
Joe instantly regretted volunteering for the dental intern practice program.
"Um guys my teeth are up here in my mouth."
"Don't worry sir we'll get all those little dust bunnies."
Go to the Light, Gerbil... Go to the Light...
Next time I bet you drink the Mira-Lax I prescribed for you...
"Does this thing go to 11?"
"There's safe sex and then there's Safest Sex™ featuring the new 6000SUX."
Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party.
Is it an innie or an outie?
"Shit, I think I just jammed it in his belly button."
"Gotta admit, whomever castrated this poor bastard did an admirable job."
"Tide pods again, huh? They never learn, do they?"
"It's times like these where I'm glad I decided not to become a dumbass drug mule."
"Damn, those extraterrestrials do not fuck around when it comes to the thoroughness of their probings."
"Actually, nurse, I'd say it damn near killed him."
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