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Caption Whirled 01-11-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"There's safe sex and then there's Safest Sex™ featuring the new 6000SUX." - Ian

Man we've pulled a lot of lightsabres out of buttholes this month! - mellowpuma

Scrotoscope...Dickoffatron...Thirdjokeometer. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Taint Bleaching - 'taint anal bleaching, 'taint penis whitening. - AKAAB

Silver:

Go to the Light, Gerbil... Go to the Light... - 38chrysler

Gold:

Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party. - JJJ23

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Comment by Mervin97 on January 11, 2018 at 5:05am

Use them or lose them.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 11, 2018 at 5:05am

"Your balls will be red by the time we're done with them."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 11, 2018 at 5:03am

Joe instantly regretted volunteering for the dental intern practice program.

Comment by Mervin97 on January 11, 2018 at 4:55am

"Um guys my teeth are up here in my mouth."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 11, 2018 at 4:54am

"Don't worry sir we'll get all those little dust bunnies."

Comment by 38chrysler on January 11, 2018 at 4:25am

Go to the Light, Gerbil... Go to the Light...

Comment by 38chrysler on January 11, 2018 at 4:21am

Next time I bet you drink the Mira-Lax I prescribed for you...

Comment by Ian on January 11, 2018 at 1:12am

"Does this thing go to 11?"

Comment by Ian on January 11, 2018 at 1:10am

"There's safe sex and then there's Safest Sex™ featuring the new 6000SUX."

Comment by JJJ23 on January 10, 2018 at 9:26pm

Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party.

Comment by Bill Staples on January 10, 2018 at 9:08pm

Is it an innie or an outie?

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2018 at 8:06pm

"Shit, I think I just jammed it in his belly button."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2018 at 7:59pm

"Gotta admit, whomever castrated this poor bastard did an admirable job."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2018 at 7:58pm

"Tide pods again, huh? They never learn, do they?"

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2018 at 7:55pm

"It's times like these where I'm glad I decided not to become a dumbass drug mule."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2018 at 7:53pm

"Damn, those extraterrestrials do not fuck around when it comes to the thoroughness of their probings."

Comment by VomitFlop on January 10, 2018 at 7:52pm

"Actually, nurse, I'd say it damn near killed him."

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