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“I swear, every time I remove a tapeworm I feel like a birthday party clown pulling out one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.”
“Oh shit, I forgot to use lube. Boy, is he going to be sore when he wakes up.”
“RIIII-COOO-LAAA! Sorry, I always wanted to do that.”
“Quick, get his other kidney too before he wakes up!”
“I’d of thought just having your nails done would’ve made you more inclined to wear gloves while doing this.”
Much to her husband's dismay, Nurse Smith never does anal at home.
Looks like he sacked out
Oh look! There it is!
"Hmmm, smells like Bean Burrito with a hint of regret."
"O.K., now insert the Nuclear Enema!"
On the next, "After Hours Penis Enlargement..."
"Uh, oh, I think I just snipped the wong testicle!"
"No need to worry. It's just an inchworm."
Now that's what I call a full service car wash!!!
No-no miss Bobbitt, we are only cutting off the skin on the tip.
"Mr. Johnson, please stop farting. We're about to pass out."
"I'm not a urologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Now let's get this vasectomy underway!"
Be done with nasty gas forever with the Ronco 2000 fart remover.
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