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Honorable Mentions:

"There's safe sex and then there's Safest Sex™ featuring the new 6000SUX." - Ian

Man we've pulled a lot of lightsabres out of buttholes this month! - mellowpuma

Scrotoscope...Dickoffatron...Thirdjokeometer. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Taint Bleaching - 'taint anal bleaching, 'taint penis whitening. - AKAAB

Silver:

Go to the Light, Gerbil... Go to the Light... - 38chrysler

Gold:

Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party. - JJJ23

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Comment by Whiz Kid on January 11, 2018 at 5:09pm

First man gives birth after obamacare declares poo humans

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 11, 2018 at 5:08pm

"India Golden Child" is top video of 2050

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2018 at 5:07pm

“I swear, every time I remove a tapeworm I feel like a birthday party clown pulling out one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2018 at 5:07pm

“Oh shit, I forgot to use lube.  Boy, is he going to be sore when he wakes up.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2018 at 5:06pm

“RIIII-COOO-LAAA!  Sorry, I always wanted to do that.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Quick, get his other kidney too before he wakes up!”

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2018 at 5:05pm

“I’d of thought just having your nails done would’ve made you more inclined to wear gloves while doing this.”

Comment by Scrunt on January 11, 2018 at 5:05pm

Much to her husband's dismay, Nurse Smith never does anal at home.

Comment by Iverneil on January 11, 2018 at 4:19pm

Looks like he sacked out

Comment by Iverneil on January 11, 2018 at 4:14pm

Oh look! There it is!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2018 at 3:26pm

"Hmmm, smells like Bean Burrito with a hint of regret."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2018 at 3:13pm

"O.K., now insert the Nuclear Enema!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2018 at 2:53pm

On the next, "After Hours Penis Enlargement..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2018 at 2:48pm

"Uh, oh, I think I just snipped the wong testicle!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 11, 2018 at 2:44pm

"No need to worry.  It's just an inchworm."

Comment by MadAdam on January 11, 2018 at 1:47pm

Now that's what I call a full service car wash!!!

Comment by Rodney Dean on January 11, 2018 at 9:13am

No-no miss Bobbitt, we are only cutting off the skin on the tip.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 11, 2018 at 8:20am

"Mr. Johnson, please stop farting.  We're about to pass out."

Comment by Mario!!! on January 11, 2018 at 8:17am

"I'm not a urologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.  Now let's get this vasectomy underway!"

Comment by Mervin97 on January 11, 2018 at 5:08am

Be done with nasty gas forever with the Ronco 2000 fart remover.

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