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Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

Use them or lose them.

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

"Your balls will be red by the time we're done with them."

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

Joe instantly regretted volunteering for the dental intern practice program.

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

"Um guys my teeth are up here in my mouth."

Comment by Mervin97 on Thursday

"Don't worry sir we'll get all those little dust bunnies."

Comment by 38chrysler on Thursday

Go to the Light, Gerbil... Go to the Light...

Comment by 38chrysler on Thursday

Next time I bet you drink the Mira-Lax I prescribed for you...

Comment by Ian on Thursday

"Does this thing go to 11?"

Comment by Ian on Thursday

"There's safe sex and then there's Safest Sex™ featuring the new 6000SUX."

Comment by JJJ23 on Thursday

Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party.

Comment by Bill Staples on Thursday

Is it an innie or an outie?

Comment by VomitFlop on Thursday

"Shit, I think I just jammed it in his belly button."

Comment by VomitFlop on Thursday

"Gotta admit, whomever castrated this poor bastard did an admirable job."

Comment by VomitFlop on Thursday

"Tide pods again, huh? They never learn, do they?"

Comment by VomitFlop on Thursday

"It's times like these where I'm glad I decided not to become a dumbass drug mule."

Comment by VomitFlop on Thursday

"Damn, those extraterrestrials do not fuck around when it comes to the thoroughness of their probings."

Comment by VomitFlop on Thursday

"Actually, nurse, I'd say it damn near killed him."

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