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Gary misunderstood all the people he heard whispering the word "douche" as they walked away from him.
Let me warn you ...now that you have some balls, you may have some urges to switch and become a Republican...
It's Pokemon...m...o...n...not Pokeman!
The worst part about penis whitening is cutting off two inches.
Taint Bleaching - 'taint anal bleaching, 'taint penis whitening.
If there's no pain give us a wink.
...I think I need to find a new Dentist...
I swear, doc, I just slipped and fell. That dildo just happened to be there.
The escape scene in every Jason Born movie
"I know it's uncomfortable, Mr. Gere, but imagine how the poor gerbil feels."
Oh my God!! It really is a grapefruit!
Okay....that's the last of the missing emails. I hope this one doesn't gum up the shredder.
Its a slippery slope after being a fake breast feeding coach
Proof: You can't suck off a tattoo.
Forcepts?? Hell, I'm gonna' need a Six at least!
"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"
Man we've pulled a lot of lightsabres out of buttholes this month!
Animal-sized Shits Rescue steals rescue dogs favorite food
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