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Caption Contest 08-21-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Looks like someone's in training for their next Carnival Cruise™ - Ian

From barrel of laughs to bucket of puke in just three hours. - MacSpruce

I felt the same way after my first blow job.. oh, wait, that was what I heard a friend of mine say after she did me, yeah that's it.... - 38chrysler

Bronze:

The new puke bucket challenge hasn't taken off yet. - Jams3kds

Silver:

Heave ho. - Rotwang

Gold:

Country song writers live for this stuff. - AKAAB

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Comment by mellowpuma on September 3, 2018 at 6:03am

an orifice holder and a gentleman.

Comment by LL Bein on August 26, 2018 at 6:50pm

Date Drape

Comment by JJJ23 on August 24, 2018 at 1:24pm

Honk if you're horny.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 24, 2018 at 1:23pm

Hypnotist told her she was a horse. A very drunk horse.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 24, 2018 at 1:22pm

Is this what Bride's Head Revisited is?

Comment by Jams3kds on August 23, 2018 at 5:01am

Ode to Rosedude...

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose escort’s face was strapped to a bucket;

Up to the 10th floor, he took his drunken whore

and said, “her face is covered in puke but I’ll still fuck it”

Comment by Rosedude on August 22, 2018 at 7:42pm

There's gotta be a Man From Nantucket limerick in here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to work on it.

Comment by AKAAB on August 22, 2018 at 6:45pm

URP...Urp...urp...urp...GACK...Gack...gack...gack...

Comment by AKAAB on August 22, 2018 at 6:43pm

Practicing for her first three-way with Rosie O'Donnell...

Comment by AKAAB on August 22, 2018 at 6:42pm

Country song writers live for this stuff.

Comment by AKAAB on August 22, 2018 at 6:41pm

Someone doesn't understand the meaning of "bucket list"...

Comment by Rodney Dean on August 22, 2018 at 10:52am

We met on Pail of Fish.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 22, 2018 at 10:52am

Two floors...one BIG cup

Comment by Jams3kds on August 22, 2018 at 10:52am

The new puke bucket challenge hasn't taken off yet.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 22, 2018 at 8:33am

I felt the same way after my first blow job.. oh, wait, that was what I heard a friend of mine say after she did me, yeah that's it....

Comment by MacSpruce on August 21, 2018 at 9:13pm

Her behavior at the office party was beyond the pail.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 21, 2018 at 9:10pm

Vomit, Flop – Origins – Tonight at ten, only on Comedy World.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 21, 2018 at 8:46pm

From barrel of laughs to bucket of puke in just three hours. 

Comment by Rosedude on August 21, 2018 at 7:41pm

She was unable to give consent, but what the fuck; he could always count on Michael Cohen to pay her off.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 21, 2018 at 7:09pm

Thanks for staying at Motel 6-Pack!

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