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Caption Contest 12-31-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"I pulled you over because you were only going 2 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone!" - Gerhardguffaw

"Book'em Dino." - Ian

This would have been funnier 40 years ago. - Mervin97

Bronze:

“Listen, officer, it's a long story, but if I don't get this bucket of bones up to 88 miles per hour, I'll never get back to the Stone Age!” - Scrunt

Silver:

I see your license is from Ala-BAM-a... - KariGrant

Gold:

Jurassic parking ticket... - AKAAB

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 14, 2019 at 12:10pm

First, and last, at the Greatful Dead concerts.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 6, 2019 at 7:57am

This is a cease and desist order from a man named Ralph Kramden.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 6, 2019 at 7:39am

We got a call that you were riding around with a big rack of ribs on your roof?

Comment by Rotwang on January 4, 2019 at 7:51am

You pulled out of the Taco Bell drive thru so I'm pulling you over for emissions. 

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on January 3, 2019 at 11:17am

Bedrock (AP)- Well known television personality, Fred Flintstone, was pulled over for pedaling. Authorities subsequently searched his car, and found what Mr. Flintstone called 'Dino Weed'. Bail was set for three rubies.

Comment by Rotwang on January 2, 2019 at 10:12am

Officer I may be drunk but technically this isn't a motor vehicle. 

Comment by AKAAB on January 2, 2019 at 9:48am

Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car and turn off that loud raptor music.

Comment by 38chrysler on January 2, 2019 at 7:09am

Original Inventor of Rock and Roll

Comment by Iverneil on January 1, 2019 at 5:19pm

I don’t want to BC ing you around here anymore.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2019 at 9:52am

Happy 2019 B.C.!!!

Comment by Mervin97 on January 1, 2019 at 9:00am

"Great Gazoo HELP!!"

Comment by Mervin97 on January 1, 2019 at 8:54am

"I couldn't afford a white van so I figured the kids would love this."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 1, 2019 at 8:52am

"Sorry officer I couldn't slow down, the soles of my feet are sore."

Comment by Mervin97 on January 1, 2019 at 8:51am

This would have been funnier 40 years ago.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2019 at 7:34am

"No, officer, I don't have rocks in my head!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2019 at 7:19am

"Freddy Got Fingered 2" went straight to video.

Comment by Ian on December 31, 2018 at 6:49pm

"We got a report of shots fired."

"Sorry, that's just Bamm Bamm."

Comment by Ian on December 31, 2018 at 6:02pm

"Did I run over Pebbles again?"

Comment by Ian on December 31, 2018 at 6:00pm

The High Man on the way to White Castle

Comment by Ian on December 31, 2018 at 6:00pm

"Book'em Dino."

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