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“You have the right to look ridiculous. Anything you say, can and will only make me laugh harder.”
♫ They see me rollin' They hatin' ♫
“A border wall? Sounds like a rather primitive idea if you ask me.”
“It gets about 10 miles per pterodactyl egg.”
“What bunch of unpaid parking tickets? WILMAAAAA!”
“Listen, officer, it's a long story, but if I don't get this bucket of bones up to 88 miles per hour, I'll never get back to the Stone Age!”
"I pulled you over because you were only going 2 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone!"
"Fred Flintstone? I thought you were Rock Hudson!"
I see your license is from Ala-BAM-a...
Neanderthals could never catch a break.
A new movie by Dino deLawdentus.
He was arrested for driving while Flintstoned.
I wonder if he has Geico...
Jurassic parking ticket...
"A hybrid? No, this ancient thing runs solely on fossil fuel."
actually sir, it's a cease and desist letter from jackie gleason
actually sir, it's a cease and desist letter from "the honeymooners".
"Say, did you invent those wheels?"
"It can really fit that many triceratops ribs, you say? By gum, that is damn impressive."
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