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First, and last, at the Greatful Dead concerts.
This is a cease and desist order from a man named Ralph Kramden.
We got a call that you were riding around with a big rack of ribs on your roof?
You pulled out of the Taco Bell drive thru so I'm pulling you over for emissions.
Bedrock (AP)- Well known television personality, Fred Flintstone, was pulled over for pedaling. Authorities subsequently searched his car, and found what Mr. Flintstone called 'Dino Weed'. Bail was set for three rubies.
Officer I may be drunk but technically this isn't a motor vehicle.
Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car and turn off that loud raptor music.
Original Inventor of Rock and Roll
I don’t want to BC ing you around here anymore.
Happy 2019 B.C.!!!
"Great Gazoo HELP!!"
"I couldn't afford a white van so I figured the kids would love this."
"Sorry officer I couldn't slow down, the soles of my feet are sore."
This would have been funnier 40 years ago.
"No, officer, I don't have rocks in my head!"
"Freddy Got Fingered 2" went straight to video.
"We got a report of shots fired."
"Sorry, that's just Bamm Bamm."
"Did I run over Pebbles again?"
The High Man on the way to White Castle
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