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Caption Contest 12-30-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Sesame street performers - VomitFlop

"Eighth rule: If this is your first night at Muppet Fight Club, you have to fight." - Ian

#MeToo - AKAAB

Bronze:

The best part about dating a hand-puppet is there's no strings attached. - Scrunt

Silver:

how do you get to sesame street? practice practice practice. - mellowpuma

Gold:

So which of you dummies actually paid good money for this class? - 38chrysler

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Comment by MacSpruce on January 9, 2018 at 6:37pm

"Would you believe that this guy thinks he carries the act? Well, in one way maybe he does."

Comment by Rotwang on January 2, 2018 at 1:25pm

I've always felt that interracial felt relationships are wrong, no matter how these two have felt in the past.

Comment by Rotwang on January 2, 2018 at 1:15pm

Wow they really have made workplace sexual harassment training fun!

Comment by Mario!!! on January 2, 2018 at 8:39am

And that was the day Barry realized he was a mime trapped in a puppeteer's body that he couldn't escape.

Comment by Mario!!! on January 2, 2018 at 8:34am

♫ ♫  Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.  The lovers, the dreamers and me.  ♫ ♫

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 9:55pm

if you don't make the cut in the muppet workshop, your muppet is dowsed in lighter fluid and burned.  you must voice their agonized screams while this happens.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 9:52pm

when your muppet eats food, your arm gets fatter.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 9:51pm

the muppets won't perform till you give them their pcp.  just look at the eyes, and tell me i'm wrong.

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 1, 2018 at 12:59pm

Left handed people would not be caught dead here

Comment by Bill Staples on January 1, 2018 at 12:35pm

Hearing Yoda voiceover “Violated you are.”

Comment by Whiz Kid on January 1, 2018 at 11:56am

Chinese Dragon puppeteers protest this very image every performance

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 5:07am

they used to let make a wish kids into the workshop, till cody thimerson died and bummed everyone out.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 5:02am

fun fact: muppet hair is taken from the charity that makes wigs for cancer patients.  they do thier best to keep it quiet, but some kids don't have wigs because of this muppet workshop.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 4:53am

how do you get to sesame street?  practice practice practice.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 31, 2017 at 10:17am

Spend your new year with Avenue Q and watch the self esteem drop!

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2017 at 10:10am

The naturalization of puppets oath ceremony.  

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2017 at 10:02am

"I still think there should be a transgender puppet."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2017 at 10:00am

"Of all the useless majors in college this one is still better then anthropology."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2017 at 9:55am

"This how we got the extra votes to beat Roy Moore."

Comment by AKAAB on December 31, 2017 at 8:59am

This, my friends, explains why the Midget was so Dirty.  

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