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...when I think about you I touch myself...
"Leatherface ain't got nothing on me!"
"This is your face on drugs."
"Talk to the hand!"
"Wait till you see my penis!"
"... and this is my half brother, Shorty."
"I hold this truth to be self evident..."
Let's face it, Jimmy does have 5 o'clock shadow.
Who is that masked man?
A fist full of face.
Two heads sometimes are not better then one.
Jin was always a two faced bastard.
The Facelifter is the latest terror to strike the city.
So that when I'm in my 60's I'll still be able to pick up hot teen supermodels like I do now.
Yes but can I attach it to my Fleshlight?
"Somebody stop me!"
This wasn't the type of facial his partner was expecting.
Tom Cruise gives his most convincing performance yet in Mission: Impossible 17.
"Now, why would I be a John Woo fan? Because I'm Asian?"
"Who the fuck is Arya Stark?"
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