Caption Contest 12-29-2020

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Comment by AKAAB on January 2, 2021 at 9:54pm

...when I think about you I touch myself...

Comment by Ian on January 2, 2021 at 2:56am

"Leatherface ain't got nothing on me!"

Comment by Ian on January 2, 2021 at 2:55am

"This is your face on drugs."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2021 at 7:09am

"Talk to the hand!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2021 at 7:05am

"Wait till you see my penis!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2021 at 6:56am

"... and this is my half brother, Shorty."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2021 at 6:53am

"I hold this truth to be self evident..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 1, 2021 at 6:49am

Let's face it, Jimmy does have 5 o'clock shadow.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2020 at 8:04pm

Who is that masked man?

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2020 at 8:02pm

A fist full of face.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2020 at 8:01pm

Two heads sometimes are not better then one.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 31, 2020 at 7:58pm

Jin was always a two faced bastard.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 31, 2020 at 1:11pm

The Facelifter is the latest terror to strike the city.

Comment by Rotwang on December 31, 2020 at 7:31am

So that when I'm in my 60's I'll still be able to pick up hot teen supermodels like I do now. 

Comment by Rotwang on December 31, 2020 at 7:24am

Yes but can I attach it to my Fleshlight? 

Comment by VomitFlop on December 30, 2020 at 10:30pm

"Somebody stop me!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 30, 2020 at 10:27pm

This wasn't the type of facial his partner was expecting.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 30, 2020 at 10:23pm

Tom Cruise gives his most convincing performance yet in Mission: Impossible 17.

Comment by VomitFlop on December 30, 2020 at 10:22pm

"Now, why would I be a John Woo fan? Because I'm Asian?"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 30, 2020 at 10:20pm

"Who the fuck is Arya Stark?"

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