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Caption Contest 12-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Despite all claiming to have been robbed by the same man, the victims could not agree on his height. - Scrunt

"This is my arm. There are many like it but this one is mine. My arm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my arm is useless. Without my arm I am useless. I must raise my arm true, especially if I know the answer." - Ian

December, 2023. After 8 years in office, Trump raises the immigration quota to 7. - Rosedude

Bronze:

"Is anybody else not feeling telekinetic yet or is it just me?" - VomitFlop

Silver:

Heil Trump, the new naturalization swear in. - Mervin97

Gold:

... when I asked "Who Farted?" it was a rhetorical question.... - 38chrysler

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Comment by Iverneil on December 27, 2017 at 5:53pm

They attempted to flash mob "Stop in the Name of Love" but messed up all the words.

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:06pm

“No, that is not what is meant in this country by having the ‘right to bear arms.’  Now try again.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:05pm

In case you were wondering, the Steady Hand contest at the New Delhi Surgeons Convention is the most exciting it ever gets.

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:04pm

“Do any of you know the way to San Jose?”

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:04pm

This will all make sense once the petting zoo opens.

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:03pm

“This always happens whenever we play The Bangels over the PA system.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:03pm

Despite all claiming to have been robbed by the same man, the victims could not agree on his height.

Comment by Scrunt on December 27, 2017 at 5:02pm

Daily sobriety tests are required for cab drivers in Dubai.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 27, 2017 at 2:37pm

Armed & Hammered

Comment by VomitFlop on December 27, 2017 at 12:26pm

"Long story short. That's how I accidentally joined a gang."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 27, 2017 at 12:26pm

"Is anybody else not feeling telekinetic yet or is it just me?"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 27, 2017 at 12:24pm

"Who forgot to bring the yo-yos?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 27, 2017 at 12:23pm

"And now for another thrilling round of Drop the Invisible MIc!"

Comment by VomitFlop on December 27, 2017 at 12:22pm

"We've heard that your American president likes to do a similar salute."

Comment by VomitFlop on December 27, 2017 at 12:21pm

The Macarena; You're doing it wrong.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 27, 2017 at 9:28am

... when I asked "Who Farted?" it was a rhetorical question....

Comment by Mervin97 on December 27, 2017 at 9:02am

"You must be at least this height to answer phones for Dell computers."

Comment by Mario!!! on December 27, 2017 at 8:46am

"Congratulations, I now pronounce you all officially licensed New York City cab drivers."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 27, 2017 at 8:43am

Customer service is that way.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 27, 2017 at 8:42am

"Simon Says raise your right arm...  SHIT YOUR PANTS!  Ha!  I didn't say Simon Says!"

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