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Caption Contest 12-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Despite all claiming to have been robbed by the same man, the victims could not agree on his height. - Scrunt

"This is my arm. There are many like it but this one is mine. My arm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my arm is useless. Without my arm I am useless. I must raise my arm true, especially if I know the answer." - Ian

December, 2023. After 8 years in office, Trump raises the immigration quota to 7. - Rosedude

Bronze:

"Is anybody else not feeling telekinetic yet or is it just me?" - VomitFlop

Silver:

Heil Trump, the new naturalization swear in. - Mervin97

Gold:

... when I asked "Who Farted?" it was a rhetorical question.... - 38chrysler

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 7, 2018 at 8:22pm

Do the Hokey Pokey and then turn your lives around.

Comment by JJJ23 on January 2, 2018 at 7:10pm

India: We Farted.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 5:11am

4, 3, 2, 1, earth beeee looww us, asians pointing  ....

Comment by JJJ23 on December 31, 2017 at 10:48am

Simon says, rethink your lives.

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 29, 2017 at 8:06am

America's next zombie singer who failed the zombie portion

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 29, 2017 at 7:57am

Slow fivers will stay hanging until their friend notices them again or until they end up here

Comment by AKAAB on December 29, 2017 at 7:13am

I see Germany is still accepting refugees...

Comment by AKAAB on December 29, 2017 at 7:12am

Training for Hokey Pokey Tech Support.

Comment by AKAAB on December 29, 2017 at 7:11am

Heeeeyyy Macarena!

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 28, 2017 at 8:17pm

Smelly finger refugees argue the problem must be your breath since its closest to their fingers

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 28, 2017 at 8:13pm

Border wall security breaks down if they demand a ring.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 28, 2017 at 7:32pm

heyy macarina 

aaawiiight!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2017 at 6:46pm

Number 2 is good, but yeah I've decided, I'm going with judge number 1 as the winner for best at judging the observers viewing of the participants' awareness of vigilance, and I'm going to go ahead and give myself the gold medal for overseeing the judges of the observers of vigilance awareness. I'll now adorn myself with the ceremonial hat on my hat and begin eating the celebratory snake's tail. Until next Observance of Vigilance Awareness Week, stay woke Neigrihms!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 28, 2017 at 11:57am

Dancing With Yourself 101

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 28, 2017 at 11:50am

"A Farewell To Arm"

Comment by Rosedude on December 28, 2017 at 5:55am

December, 2023.  After 8 years in office, Trump raises the immigration quota to 7.

Comment by Ian on December 28, 2017 at 2:46am

"Who isn't up in arms over the arms race these days?"

Comment by Ian on December 28, 2017 at 2:45am

"How do they expect us to do this without Carpet Squares™?"

Comment by Ian on December 28, 2017 at 2:41am

"This is my arm. There are many like it but this one is mine. My arm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my arm is useless. Without my arm I am useless. I must raise my arm true, especially if I know the answer."

Comment by Ian on December 28, 2017 at 2:29am

"Do you come here often?  Or is this your first time passing through the Stargate?"

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