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Caption Contest 12-24-2017

Special Natural Born Killer Award:

"Is there such a thing as a copless town?" - Ian

Special Natural Born Color Award:

“I said le’go my LEGOs or I’ll shoot you like you were a black kid!” - Scrunt

Special Natural Born Cruller Award:

"Hurry up, kid! You're interrupting my donut break!" - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"Halt, step away from the last lego city, I need it for my kid." - Mervin97

Silver:

Block Lives Matter - 38chrysler

Gold:

Toy Alibi - MacSpruce

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Comment by MacSpruce on January 7, 2018 at 10:55am

The difference between men and boys is the deadliness of their toys. 

Comment by MacSpruce on January 7, 2018 at 10:54am

Toy Alibi

Comment by MacSpruce on January 7, 2018 at 10:54am

Toys "R" U.S. Federal Agents

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 5:24am

your dad got busted for meth, and now you think your mom wants a lego set?  boy, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Comment by mellowpuma on January 1, 2018 at 5:18am

instead of buying me toys, could you just unarrest my dad?

Comment by AKAAB on December 29, 2017 at 7:15am

Choose something else, Bobby.  It says it takes 8-10 years to build it.  

Comment by JJJ23 on December 28, 2017 at 6:58pm

Here's the deal kid, I buy you the Lego set and you forgot about how you think you saw me shoot that unarmed block man.

Comment by Rotwang on December 26, 2017 at 11:53pm

This is where I'd build the projects.  - er I mean my projects.

Comment by Iverneil on December 25, 2017 at 6:29pm

No dummy, its the guy I'm pointing at down there.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 25, 2017 at 5:37pm

Block Lives Matter

Comment by Rodney Dean on December 24, 2017 at 12:17pm

My name? Uh, Kevin. Kevin McCallister.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 24, 2017 at 6:53am

"You're not fooling anyone kid, I saw you put the Lego Batman in your pocket."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 24, 2017 at 6:44am

"Halt, step away from the last lego city, I need it for my kid."

Comment by mellowpuma on December 23, 2017 at 3:59pm

but what if the bad guys haven't broken any actual lego law?  there has to be a ... workaround.  you feel where i'm going with this?

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 23, 2017 at 12:39pm

"Sex scandal and the city" because getting caught is only the beginning

Comment by Iverneil on December 23, 2017 at 9:54am

Kill anybody today yet officer?

Comment by Iverneil on December 23, 2017 at 9:54am

The big one is my house, the one on the left is where I'll keep my Ho's.

Comment by Iverneil on December 23, 2017 at 9:52am

They just pulled funding kid, pit it back.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 23, 2017 at 4:05am

On the next, "Cop, Shop and Drop A Perp..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 23, 2017 at 3:50am

"No, Bobby, I'm not wearing a bullet proof cock vest!"

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