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"Have you tried prunes, sir? I hear they can work wonders."
The Brass and the Ass
Thin Blue Line Wave
"Are you guys into Martial Law? Asking for a friend."
Humpty Dumpty, all of his soldiers, and all of his men.
With masks being very common and necessary right now, it's seems like you'd take every opportunity to wear one if you were say, an individual whose mouth looks like a big anus. Right?
Ironically, Trump is actually debating whether or not to become a contestant on The Masked Singer next year.
Inglorious Bastard
And for the rest of his life, Trump would tell the tale of the day he participated in war games to anyone who would listen.
Among the Living
The Few. The Loud. The Obscene.
"Where did I park my car?"
Fap fap fap fap.
'I knew I should have went to the bathroom before I got here."
To Infect and Serve
"Who's gonna tell him he has vagina neck?"
"...and this is my, '"I'm not leaving the White House on January 20th" look."
"I missed golf for this? Someone is getting fired!"
On the next episode of, "F Troop"...
The Maskless Lame Duck
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