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Caption Contest 12-22-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Preach for the stars. - VomitFlop

cha cha chain

chain of feels. - mellowpuma

Teat Pray Love - Mario!!!

Bronze:

Jesus is Real!.... unlike these things here... - 38chrysler

Silver:

He also touched her arethra. - MacSpruce

Gold:

"Amen!" thought the preacher.

"Ah, men!" thought the girl. - Scrunt

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Comment by Rosedude on January 6, 2019 at 8:32pm

After seeing this, the Reverend Jesse Jacked Some.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:59pm

He also touched her arethra. 

Comment by MacSpruce on December 29, 2018 at 8:56pm

The Lord is always at your side boob. 

Comment by JJJ23 on December 26, 2018 at 12:25pm

And thus sayeth unto thee and thine and those other guys, when you're famous they just let you do it!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 26, 2018 at 12:22pm

Grope and Faith

Comment by Rosedude on December 25, 2018 at 8:02am

"Lordy, let there be sex tapes."

Comment by Iverneil on December 24, 2018 at 7:17pm

Later, she was invited to the Staff party.

Comment by KariGrant on December 24, 2018 at 9:09am

Well, he is in front of the horn section.

Comment by KariGrant on December 24, 2018 at 9:07am

"One Lord, One Faith, One Bazinga Boob."

Comment by 38chrysler on December 24, 2018 at 7:23am

"Now lets turn our eyes to 2 Juggies... uh, I mean 2nd Judges..."

Comment by mellowpuma on December 23, 2018 at 10:27pm

after comparing her to a taco, he classes things up a bit and goes for some side boob.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 22, 2018 at 11:41pm

"Psalms?  No, child, I asked you up here to assist me with my palms."

Comment by Mario!!! on December 22, 2018 at 11:39pm

Teat Pray Love

Comment by mellowpuma on December 22, 2018 at 10:11pm

cha cha chain

chain of feels.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 22, 2018 at 10:10pm

rollin'  do do

rollin' do do

rollin' on the figure.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 22, 2018 at 7:46pm

God chose the Virgin Mary... I just want you to know that I ain't that picky...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 22, 2018 at 7:43pm

...now she claims her milk has been Pastorized.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 22, 2018 at 7:10pm

How did you think Pastor TD Jakes got his name?

Comment by 38chrysler on December 22, 2018 at 7:08pm

Much warmer than Arethas... I mean I didnt feel hers lately, I mean I never felt her boobs especially while she was in her casket back there

Comment by Ian on December 22, 2018 at 6:46pm

"More like Pequeña!"

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