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Caption Contest 12-15-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Um, let me guess.... Harvey Wienstien?, Al Franken?... John Conyers ... Kevin Spacey? - 38chrysler

"This is so much better than with my hand solo!" - Ian

Size matters not. - Rotwang

“Did I ever tell you about the time I put Yoda up my ass?” - Scrunt

Stop calling it Star Trek!! - Iverneil

Special Running Gag Award:

"Where will you be when the Empire strikes back?" - VomitFlop

Bronze:

"You can do this Rey, just concentrate. Seventeen people get on the train and nineteen people get off............... - MadAdam

Silver:

quit mansplaining the force to her. your micro aggression is toxic. can't the force just be like, whatever? - mellowpuma

Gold:

"I'm not the sexual harasser you seek." - Mervin97

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Comment by JJJ23 on January 2, 2018 at 7:14pm

Get out to as many auditions as you can now!

Comment by JJJ23 on December 31, 2017 at 10:59am

Don't bang Kylo, he might be your brother, and trust me you don't want that shit on your conscious.

Comment by Scrunt on December 17, 2017 at 7:41pm

“Did I ever tell you about the time a Wookiee tried to put me up his ass?”

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 17, 2017 at 7:41pm

Insta-nap Jedi powers are always essential for the economy of the story to move forward but never make it into the movie

Comment by JJJ23 on December 17, 2017 at 7:31pm

I told you I'd get you there first, they don't call me the last jedi for nothing.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 17, 2017 at 7:30pm

So this is why she looks pregnant for the last three quarters of the movie.

Comment by Iverneil on December 17, 2017 at 7:19am

Stop calling it Star Trek!!

Comment by MadAdam on December 16, 2017 at 8:40pm

Knock knock.......knock knock.......c'mon Rey, knock knock........knock knock.........knock knock Rey, Rey, c'mon......knock knock......

Comment by VomitFlop on December 16, 2017 at 12:38pm

"Where will you be when the Empire strikes back?"

Comment by MadAdam on December 16, 2017 at 9:35am

"Rey, I'm not asking you for a complete makeover, just cornrows. C'mon, how long could it take?"

Comment by Ian on December 16, 2017 at 12:14am

"Stay away from Municipal Bonds."

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 7:54pm

"Rey, let's try something.  You ever see the movie Ghost?"

Comment by Iverneil on December 15, 2017 at 6:49pm

"But Obi Wan, she wont let me bang her"    "Use force Luke, use force"

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 5:04pm

“Fear, anger, hate, PMS. These are the paths to the dark side.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 5:03pm

“Damn it, I said to practice Yoda, not yoga!  Now stop this silly mediation nonsense and get back to real Jedi training!”

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 5:02pm

“I recently switched to a Miller Lite® Saber because it kills great and it’s less filling.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 5:02pm

“If you don’t get your shit together, they’re going to change the name of this film to The Least Jedi.”

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 5:02pm

“Did I ever tell you about the time I put Yoda up my ass?”

Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2017 at 5:01pm

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 15, 2017 at 3:22pm

And then he said, All Jedi's are perfect 10's.

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