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Caption Contest 12-15-2016

Honorable Mentions:

...that's not how I imagined getting a blowjob from two women... - 38chrysler

Being a cleaning lady at Elton John's house is never boring. - Scrunt

But he had such big hands!  What happened? - Gerhardguffaw

But I just don't get why he was fighting bare naked? - Iverneil

ladies, my eyes are up here. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

Well, he's no Goliath, that's for sure. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"I got my Ph.D in Art History for this?" - Hugh Jassole

Gold:

Well, they do call it the "crevasse" tool. - AKAAB

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Comment by mellowpuma on December 27, 2016 at 4:51pm

ladies, my eyes are up here.

Comment by blkbwayne on December 27, 2016 at 10:32am

So embarrassing this guy is always HARD at work

Comment by Ian on December 26, 2016 at 5:13pm

When they started their shift their hats were white.

Comment by AKAAB on December 23, 2016 at 12:30pm

Made you look!

Comment by MacSpruce on December 22, 2016 at 9:38am

You do the pecs, I'll do the pecker.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 22, 2016 at 9:36am

I don't know art, but I know what I'd like …

Comment by AKAAB on December 21, 2016 at 3:51pm
After an erection lasting more than 400 years...contact your doctor.
Comment by AKAAB on December 20, 2016 at 9:27pm
Yo, Rocky!
Comment by 38chrysler on December 20, 2016 at 8:26am

In the spirit of Christmas the Museum refers to them as the...

Hole Hose Hoes

Comment by AKAAB on December 20, 2016 at 8:24am

P90X commercials are depressing.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 20, 2016 at 8:10am

Penis de Milo

Comment by 38chrysler on December 20, 2016 at 7:15am

They were once in a love relationship with this Statue... but they broke it off.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 20, 2016 at 7:15am

Wow David was Irish?

Comment by 38chrysler on December 20, 2016 at 7:06am

It was by no means their favorite statue....

Comment by MacSpruce on December 20, 2016 at 12:32am

Not exactly "of biblical proportions", is it.

Comment by Hugh Jassole on December 19, 2016 at 11:10pm

"Well, the prostate looks good, now let's check for hernia...."

Comment by Hugh Jassole on December 19, 2016 at 11:09pm

"Ah, Ethel....is it just me or did he just chub up a little?"  

Comment by Hugh Jassole on December 19, 2016 at 8:48pm

This was the day Martha discovered Michelangelo's hidden sense of humor, having discovered he had lightly chiseled the words Back Entrance in ancient tramp stamp fashion.

Comment by Hugh Jassole on December 19, 2016 at 8:45pm

"Say.....who's the smartass who wrote EXIT ONLY back here?"

Comment by Hugh Jassole on December 19, 2016 at 8:40pm

"Hey, he's got dimples back here too!"

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