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Caption Contest 12-15-2016

Honorable Mentions:

...that's not how I imagined getting a blowjob from two women... - 38chrysler

Being a cleaning lady at Elton John's house is never boring. - Scrunt

But he had such big hands!  What happened? - Gerhardguffaw

But I just don't get why he was fighting bare naked? - Iverneil

ladies, my eyes are up here. - mellowpuma


Bronze:

Well, he's no Goliath, that's for sure. - MacSpruce

Silver:

"I got my Ph.D in Art History for this?" - Hugh Jassole

Gold:

Well, they do call it the "crevasse" tool. - AKAAB

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Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2016 at 6:35pm

A statue of limitations.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 15, 2016 at 5:50pm

Good thing we're wearing our Hardon Hats...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 15, 2016 at 5:47pm

<... It's a Michelangelo....

>... well that explains this Ninja Turdhole...

Comment by Mervin97 on December 15, 2016 at 3:55pm

Ladies don't forget to tickle the butt hole 

Comment by 38chrysler on December 15, 2016 at 3:35pm

Well, someone has to make sure the Carpet matches the Drapes...

Comment by Rodney Dean on December 15, 2016 at 2:06pm

Looks to me like David was just getting out of the pool.

Comment by Rodney Dean on December 15, 2016 at 2:01pm

I've got potatoes up here Martha, what's growing in your area?

Comment by AKAAB on December 15, 2016 at 1:59pm

Guess who won the coin toss...

Comment by AKAAB on December 15, 2016 at 1:59pm

Gneiss statue, but I wouldn't take it for granite. #geologyisfunny

Comment by AKAAB on December 15, 2016 at 1:57pm

Now, polish my balls...

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 15, 2016 at 12:16pm

from the makers of Jurassic World, comes Magic Mike World: FTW

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 15, 2016 at 12:03pm

...meanwhile Goliath is still serving tables back home

Comment by Mario!!! on December 15, 2016 at 10:58am

"Dave, hand me a chisel.  I suddenly feel the need to circumcise this fellow."

Comment by Mario!!! on December 15, 2016 at 10:56am

The best thing about having a penis made of marble is that it's always hard.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 15, 2016 at 10:37am

Note to self – Forget that whole thing about the size of a man's hands.

Comment by MacSpruce on December 15, 2016 at 10:35am

Well, he's no Goliath, that's for sure.

Comment by 38chrysler on December 15, 2016 at 8:47am

Typical... women taking his penis for granite...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 15, 2016 at 8:39am

Get Down Here.. I think I see a crack... 

Comment by 38chrysler on December 15, 2016 at 4:02am

...that's not how I imagined getting a blowjob from two women...

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