Bronze:
It doesn't look like they're gonna move. Well, let's see about all that nine lives shit. - JJJ23
Silver:
Sooner or later it was going to happen, cats take over the earth. - Mervin97
Gold:
Scientists have proved that a Volcano makes the same sound as a can-opener... - 38chrysler
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“Mittens, how the hell are you still alive? I thought you were on life number 9!”
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
How to turn your indoor cat into an outdoor cat. Step 1: Buy five hundred bags of kitty litter.
"I'd say about ninety-percent of them are about to get a fine for littering."
Scientists have proved that a Volcano makes the same sound as a can-opener...
If you can't pick up any pussy here then it's your own asphalt.
It's not bad luck really, or even good luck, it's more just that you can no longer drive to your home.
Don't like pussy? Get the Duck out of here then.
Schrodinger did an experiment- he drove over them with a blindfold on.
Surprisingly none of them died.
Surprisingly they all died.
And that's why they call volcano eruptions catastrophic events.
"I told you this would happen if you left that flashlight out on the road."
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