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Caption Contest 12-12-2021

Bronze:

It doesn't look like they're gonna move. Well, let's see about all that nine lives shit. - JJJ23

Silver:

Sooner or later it was going to happen, cats take over the earth. - Mervin97

Gold:

Scientists have proved that a Volcano makes the same sound as a can-opener... - 38chrysler

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Comment by Scrunt on December 15, 2021 at 5:40pm

“Mittens, how the hell are you still alive? I thought you were on life number 9!”

Comment by Ian on December 14, 2021 at 8:12pm

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Comment by Ian on December 14, 2021 at 8:10pm

How to turn your indoor cat into an outdoor cat.  Step 1:  Buy five hundred bags of kitty litter.

Comment by Ian on December 14, 2021 at 8:07pm

"I'd say about ninety-percent of them are about to get a fine for littering."

Comment by 38chrysler on December 14, 2021 at 4:28pm

Scientists have proved that a Volcano makes the same sound as a can-opener...

Comment by 38chrysler on December 14, 2021 at 4:25pm

If you can't pick up any pussy here then it's your own asphalt.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2021 at 4:00pm

It's not bad luck really, or even good luck, it's more just that you can no longer drive to your home.

Comment by Rodney Dean on December 14, 2021 at 12:40pm

Don't like pussy? Get the Duck out of here then.

Comment by Rotwang on December 14, 2021 at 9:49am

Schrodinger did an experiment- he drove over them with a blindfold on. 

Surprisingly none of them died.

Surprisingly they all died. 

Comment by Mario!!! on December 14, 2021 at 8:18am

And that's why they call volcano eruptions catastrophic events.

Comment by Mario!!! on December 14, 2021 at 8:16am

"I told you this would happen if you left that flashlight out on the road."

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