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Caption Contest 12-12-2017

Bronze:

When the aliens finally did show up it was too little too late. - Ian

Silver:

Yes, I can confirm that it's bigger than a breadbox. Next question? - Rotwang

Gold:

"This proves it, curling has to be played on ice." - Mervin97

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Comment by MacSpruce on December 18, 2017 at 9:43pm

The ordnance men knew that one wrong move and the Viagra bomb would explode, sending boners flying everywhere, a prospect that struck fear into their Conservative Republican heterosexual hearts, along with, curiously, a wee bit of excitement. 

Comment by MacSpruce on December 18, 2017 at 9:38pm

Reinventing the wheel turned out to be far more complicated than they expected.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2017 at 9:58am

Randy, I'm just noticing this now but I think it's very important to tell you right this second. Your boots are really gay.

Comment by JJJ23 on December 14, 2017 at 9:51am

Next let's measure mine.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 14, 2017 at 5:57am

"It's blue ice, I see a turd with corn in it."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 14, 2017 at 5:56am

"Sorry Bob my phone is dead, but I can take the picture with my Kodak instamatic."

Comment by Mervin97 on December 14, 2017 at 5:53am

"It's a wheel, it's definitely a wheel." 

Comment by Mervin97 on December 14, 2017 at 5:51am

Cool Runnings 3, Jamaica gets a curling team.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 14, 2017 at 5:48am

"This proves it, curling has to be played on ice."

Comment by Iverneil on December 13, 2017 at 6:39pm

No sir, we haven't seen no escaped prisoners around here, we're just a couple of scientists doing top secret stuff.

Comment by KariGrant on December 13, 2017 at 2:32pm

NEVER put a frozen turkey in a deep fat fryer.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 13, 2017 at 1:09pm

"Dammit, Jim, that's one huge boner pill!"

Comment by 38chrysler on December 13, 2017 at 11:35am

Congratulations!.... it's a Bouy!

Comment by Rotwang on December 12, 2017 at 11:09pm

The Hurt Footlocker. 

Comment by Rotwang on December 12, 2017 at 11:04pm

The surface area is 51. 

Comment by Rotwang on December 12, 2017 at 10:54pm

Yes, I can confirm that it's bigger than a breadbox.  Next question? 

Comment by Rotwang on December 12, 2017 at 10:49pm

You thinkin what I'm thinkin, bro?  KEG PARTY! 

Comment by Whiz Kid on December 12, 2017 at 9:05pm

One shit granual from consumption can find a home for the price of a cup of coffee

Comment by Ian on December 12, 2017 at 8:53pm

Godzilla was reluctant to participate in the new Viagra trials.

Comment by Ian on December 12, 2017 at 8:50pm

When the aliens finally did show up it was too little too late.

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