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I mean it goes without saying, but none of us are going to this orange idiot or his weird mail order bride's funerals, right?
And they were like "One of the drones blew up a school." and I was all "For the love of God, what have we become?" Ha ha ha! We're terrible people! Child murderers, all of us.
Carter's taken it hard, he's out front drunk, crying, and doing donuts in his pick up. But hey, that's just notorious wildman Jimmy Carter for ya.
"Does this asshole make me look phat?"
"Is this your card?"
Hillary just couldn't bear watching the latest showing of All the Presidents: Men.
...hmmm, Bill thought... how does George W. get a woman to smile like that?... maybe he could try it on Hillary....
Trump: "In a perfect world I'd be playing golf right now!"
"Tell Trump you're running for president."
A Bush in the hand is worth two in the bird...
"Here's a mint. Now tell Clinton to wake up!"
"Tag, you're it"
Three Men And a Baby
“So I told Carter, ‘Sorry, Jimmy, there’s no more room for you in the front row. You’ll have to make due with sitting in the peanut gallery.’ Boy, was he mad!”
“Thanks to Mr. Orange Head over here, no one will think of any of us as the worst president of their lifetime anymore.”
Nobody knows how to put the “fun” in funeral like the Obamas.
“At this point, who hasn’t beat Hillary in an election?”
“'One day there will be a Green Party president!' Ha! Ha! That’s a good one, George!”
Four Presidents and a Funeral
"Congratulations, Michelle, you won the Dead Pool."
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