Four Presidents and a Funeral - Mario!!!
Three Men And a Baby - Rosedude
"Does this asshole make me look phat?" - Ian
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A Bush in the hand is worth two in the bird...
"Here's a mint. Now tell Clinton to wake up!"
"Tag, you're it"
Three Men And a Baby
“So I told Carter, ‘Sorry, Jimmy, there’s no more room for you in the front row. You’ll have to make due with sitting in the peanut gallery.’ Boy, was he mad!”
“Thanks to Mr. Orange Head over here, no one will think of any of us as the worst president of their lifetime anymore.”
Nobody knows how to put the “fun” in funeral like the Obamas.
“At this point, who hasn’t beat Hillary in an election?”
“'One day there will be a Green Party president!' Ha! Ha! That’s a good one, George!”
Four Presidents and a Funeral
"Congratulations, Michelle, you won the Dead Pool."
Dad liked y'all way better than these other four.
Who invited the triggers?
form a chain of touching, or her evil will overwhelm him and he'll testify!
Was that fart loud enough?
Has Hillary's head been photoshopped??
I agree. The Don is getting a turkey neck!!
"Ooh, is that Purell? Nice!"
"Smile like you really mean it, people. We gotta make the idiotic citizens actually believe we give a shit about each other. Just a few more hours to go."
"I guess you could say he was Bush-whacked!"
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