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Dad liked y'all way better than these other four.
Who invited the triggers?
form a chain of touching, or her evil will overwhelm him and he'll testify!
Was that fart loud enough?
Has Hillary's head been photoshopped??
I agree. The Don is getting a turkey neck!!
"Ooh, is that Purell? Nice!"
"Smile like you really mean it, people. We gotta make the idiotic citizens actually believe we give a shit about each other. Just a few more hours to go."
"I guess you could say he was Bush-whacked!"
"We should definitely consider getting the Avengers Initiative going for real this time. Come on!"
"I'll never forget that time your father puked all over the Prime Minister. It always brings me to tears."
"No, I didn't read your book, but my housekeeper says she loves it."
Sorry George but I gotta go now and tell Bill to remove his hand from my butt.
...HEY!.... MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
"Trump's a douche, pass it on."
"This might not be the right time but will you marry me."
"That's it Georgie bend over a little more so I can really stick it to you."
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